Hank Garza

So to make sure my head is staying straight, I have a mirror.

Yeah, how y'all doing tonight?

Fuck yeah, I want to talk about Elon Musk tonight, man.

Uh, yeah, I don't... I don't like the guy.

You know, I don't like how he's trying to take humans to Mars.

You know, I'm black.

I'm not going, right?

Look, maybe it's just my black anxiety speaking.

I just... I don't want to run the risk of getting in no space slave rocket.

To be taking unknown lands, you know?

You know what I'm saying?

Where you gonna stick us in the back of the rocket next to the thrusters and shit?

smelling the gas leak and shit, fuck that, all right?

That's not NASA, that's Massa, all right?

I'm gonna need to see a return ticket or something, is what I'm trying to say.

But no, I will give him some credit, though.

I don't think, I think he got a lot of flack for that Nazi salute they said he did.

I don't think it was a Nazi salute, because I watched a lot of the historical footage, and the Nazi salute, it's a lot more zesty than that.

I'm serious, you know, Hitler was on some gay shit, you know?

So how many straight men you ever seen do this?