Hank Garza
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If we want to start naming weed that is exotic, let's start naming it after shit that is exotic, like thick white women without black dudes in their DMs.
It's actually the sleep apnea machine.
You know how fucked up it is when you have to take down the hose to go see the hose?
I want to end this on an impression.
This is my impression of a fortune teller from the late 90s, early 2000s.
Bamba Clat, y'all remember that?
This is Alex Jones here to let you know everything I said back in the day came out to be true.
They are fucking kids on an island and they are turning the frogs gay.
I have a one-year-old right now, so I'm waking up all the time to change him and feed him.
But when I cheat, I feel like my solution to that problem, Tony, is I have to find other women that are also on sleep apnea machines.
And we just hit that shit like a hookah.
As much as I can in San Antonio, raising kids.