Hank

That is my biggest gripe with some of these sports.

When you're watching Michael Phelps swim or Usain Bolt run, you're like, that is the greatest runner or swimmer of all time, right?

Like, he's better than everyone.

When I watch the best loser...

when by a fraction of a second, I'm like, well, that guy just decided to do luge.

99.9% of the world just doesn't do luge.

Why would we do luge?

That dude's got a great helmet and a very fast suit, and he's like a jockey, weighs the exact right amount, and then he trains occasionally.

It doesn't feel like it requires that much skill, but it does seem scary as fuck.

I think the only skill it requires is having a parent who's hell-bent on getting their kid in the Olympics, and they just throw them on a luge when they're kids.

Yeah.

Because I don't know how you... I've never even been around a luge.

I haven't seen a luge track.

How do you get into the luge?

How do you get into the skeleton?

Bobsled seems like a fucking good time because that's just you and the boys going down a hill.

So maybe that's the thing.

Luge has to get a sick movie.

The skeleton.

Is there a difference?