Hannah Berner

And then at 42 did IVF and they all popped out like twins.

It was so chic.

They just pop out twins once.

So I had a lot of twins friends and I'm like, who's your mom?

And they'd say like the fucking founder and CEO of something.

So I knew that it was twins, but I don't remember the twins being particularly good looking.

I do also think people with IVF kids, you know, I don't know about you, but my family would joke a lot, but like my dad, I'd say something like, Hey, can I have $5 for pizza?

And he'd be like, you owe me $300,000.

Like he would just like come up with numbers of like the expenses of just being my dad.

Yeah.

But like, I wonder if moms who were like, I spent what a hundred K possibly to like, have you like treat them differently than like an accident or a mistake.

That is so dark.

So dark.

It's the morning.

Oh, hell no.

Oh, hell no.

No, because the dog you adopt, you're like, you, I saved your life.

Just like your children.

Yeah, but, like, $50,000 for a baby?

Or, like, if the kid did anything, I'd be like, you owe me money.