Hannah Berner
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Where's your tanning place, receptionist?
Actually, fuck Vanderpump Rules.
I want to see the drama that goes on in a tanning salon.
And you could tell.
You could cut it with a knife during prom season.
I always wanted to because they're so cool.
But my mom would have...
Once you give birth and you are in the state that you are in, like this baby's just come out of you, your stomach's still huge.
I can imagine that in that moment, you know if you married the right person or not.
But I wonder how many people had the thought before they got married of like, I don't know if this is the right guy.
And then right when they had a baby, it was like, this is definitely not the right guy.
You're at like your most vulnerable form of like, my body just went through trauma.
I need someone to love me for me because I don't look the way I know myself to look.
Oh, my God, that's so funny.
What are men...
That was the question.