Hannah Berner

Yes, who could forget?

Did you see that he came out and he was like, I think it's... He came out?

Finally.

He goes, I think it's like really rude and offensive that like professional athletes are DMing my girlfriend like when they know we're together.

The audacity of, like, what, dude?

Yes, because everyone in the world is just going to respect you that you're, like, dating someone.

Well, first of all, you're not married.

Such a funny, like, that's such a classic guy thing.

hey, I don't like that, so don't do it.

It's like, okay, well, the world doesn't work like that.

The only time I haven't is like where I'm where I'm like, I'm not going to say this because he's just like he'll get in his head about it.

But I keep it in my back pocket because any time I'm like, oh, my God, look who just like DM me wants to go on a date.

Okay, my next thing that's on my docket.

Yeah, I'm looking down.

Kim Kardashian.

I don't know why she would do this to me, but she came out.

Did you see the shoes she came out with in Nike?

Did I see?

Not only was it a Mary Jane sneaker, it was a freaking tabby Mary Jane.

Do you know what a tabby is?