Happy Allan (Alex Wood)
👤 Speaker
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We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
I just aggressively masturbate.
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
Yeah, it's easier to wank than I can.
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
I like sitting down in the shower because if you block your ears and sit down in the shower, it's like brown noise.
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
Every morning, every morning, Miso walks in to brush her teeth and just go rocking back and forth.
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
She walks in, I'm sitting down in the shower and I've just got the water over my head like this.
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
Do you sleep with brown noise?
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
No, I sleep with those nose strips on.
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
But I'm a chronic snore.
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
Did you put the tape over your mouth?
We Mean Well
#342 - Just Banter With Happy Allan
No, I ripped my fucking moustaches out.