Happy Allan (Alex Wood)
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I've been doing the question box lately.
And I'm really honest in my replies.
I'll go back and go, fuck, maybe I shouldn't have said that, but it's kind of funny.
Well, what's the... Give us an example.
There's a hemorrhoid story that... Oh, tell us.
So I thought I had a – Oh, God.
I thought I had hemorrhoids, but I think I had like diarrhea or something.
I was wiping my ass heaps and maybe like too aggressively.
I think it was just like irritated and like a bit like sore.
So I went to the doctors and like he like poked around and gave me – you guys get these – what are they, suppositories?
All right, so I'm, like, laying on my bed and, like, don't suck your finger, get a bit of lube.
And you shove it up there.
And then it went away, but you're supposed to, like, do, like, four rounds of the suppository.
I just did one and it went.