Happy Allan (Alex Wood)

It's basically scientific discovery.

Intrusive thoughts.

Yeah, and he said, it hurt way worse than before.

Wait, than before?

So he's upped the dosage.

We're correct, which implies he's been putting tree sap in his urethra.

Dude, I fell in love with him.

I think that's great.

Yeah, I was like, I'm reposting this.

He's unreal.

Yeah.

I just found this kid in New Zealand.

He, I don't know, fuck, I forgot the pages, but I messaged, it's the mum's account and basically this kid's taking his nan on a bushwalk and he pretends to be David Attenborough and his granny's right there and he's like, granny has just returned from the war.

And he goes to his grandma and then he goes, she's been surviving off fish balls.

And his nan's right there giggling and he's like just throwing his nan under the bus.

How old is he?

He's like 14 or something.

No way.

He's the funniest cunt I've ever – I was in stitches laughing at the video.

And I messaged the account and she's like, he's going off that you reshared the video.