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Yeah, when the Germans and Italians collaborate with the Japanese there, also?

You know, the people at the Velveeta Institute have been doing wonderful, wonderful work with pasta for years. I recommend giving them a try.

You know, the people at the Velveeta Institute have been doing wonderful, wonderful work with pasta for years. I recommend giving them a try.

You know, the people at the Velveeta Institute have been doing wonderful, wonderful work with pasta for years. I recommend giving them a try.

All right, first let's hear from Peter Gross. Forget everything you thought you knew about Dracula, or at least the guy they based Dracula on.

All right, first let's hear from Peter Gross. Forget everything you thought you knew about Dracula, or at least the guy they based Dracula on.

All right, first let's hear from Peter Gross. Forget everything you thought you knew about Dracula, or at least the guy they based Dracula on.

This week, historians from the University of Brasov in Transylvania, Romania, unearthed a trove of documents that revealed that Vlad the Impaler, the 15th century lord who historians had believed impaled his enemies on wooden spikes, didn't actually do that. In fact, the title The Impaler was actually a misreported version of his true nickname.

This week, historians from the University of Brasov in Transylvania, Romania, unearthed a trove of documents that revealed that Vlad the Impaler, the 15th century lord who historians had believed impaled his enemies on wooden spikes, didn't actually do that. In fact, the title The Impaler was actually a misreported version of his true nickname.

This week, historians from the University of Brasov in Transylvania, Romania, unearthed a trove of documents that revealed that Vlad the Impaler, the 15th century lord who historians had believed impaled his enemies on wooden spikes, didn't actually do that. In fact, the title The Impaler was actually a misreported version of his true nickname.

A journal entry dated June 17th, 1462, written by a Magyar duke, tells the real story. Dear diary, conquered by Vlad today. He's been so nice, total sweetheart. But can I be honest with you, diary? Every time he takes a breath, there's an annoying rattling sound, like a sword being dragged across a stone floor. It's the worst.

A journal entry dated June 17th, 1462, written by a Magyar duke, tells the real story. Dear diary, conquered by Vlad today. He's been so nice, total sweetheart. But can I be honest with you, diary? Every time he takes a breath, there's an annoying rattling sound, like a sword being dragged across a stone floor. It's the worst.

A journal entry dated June 17th, 1462, written by a Magyar duke, tells the real story. Dear diary, conquered by Vlad today. He's been so nice, total sweetheart. But can I be honest with you, diary? Every time he takes a breath, there's an annoying rattling sound, like a sword being dragged across a stone floor. It's the worst.

I think he has a deviated septum, or maybe there's a giant booger stuck in there. Either way, it's super irritating. Behind his back, we all call him Vlad the Inhaler. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Gotta go, diary. Also, I think I have a crush on Kathy, one of the kitchen maids. But don't tell anyone.

I think he has a deviated septum, or maybe there's a giant booger stuck in there. Either way, it's super irritating. Behind his back, we all call him Vlad the Inhaler. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Gotta go, diary. Also, I think I have a crush on Kathy, one of the kitchen maids. But don't tell anyone.

I think he has a deviated septum, or maybe there's a giant booger stuck in there. Either way, it's super irritating. Behind his back, we all call him Vlad the Inhaler. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Gotta go, diary. Also, I think I have a crush on Kathy, one of the kitchen maids. But don't tell anyone.

There's one answer you haven't said.

There's one answer you haven't said.

There's one answer you haven't said.

some tech bro is going to inject it into himself. Oh, Tyrannosaurus, Rick!