Hari Kondabolu

Golf. Some would call it a pastime, others a lifestyle. And if you're under 30, boring. Very, very boring. In response to golf's declining popularity with young people, some country clubs have introduced a new variation of the game called Combat Golf. A golfer tees off and then has a two-minute head start before the other members of the foursome give chase.

The three attackers are allowed to do anything they like to hinder the golfer outside of injury, at least intentionally. Wink, wink. The inventor of combat golf goes by the name of Payne Stewart. Payne spelled P-A-I-N. He says, quote, my daddy loved golf more than he loved me. When it was his weekend to have me, he made me caddy for him. Oh, the destruction I imagined causing with his golf clubs.

Who knew my revenge fantasy would turn into a legitimate team sport?

Right.

So there's a whole civilization growing on the ornaments over the course of a year? Yes, exactly.

Okay. Shoes.

Hands.

This sounds gross.

Oh, a Frosty the Snowman kit. Well, I'll give it to you. Snowman hands.

Wait, so the Rat Boy craze, who was in that? The Rat Boy, that was last summer.

Bird?

The earth is one year closer to getting these pesky humans out of here.

So I like to approach a conversation with, like, people I'm casual with. I might say team to be like, oh, like, hey, team, how's it going? Like, sort of that soccer coach vibe. I like to be overly formal on purpose sometimes, like by saying, oh, compatriots, esteemed colleagues.

So I like to approach a conversation with, like, people I'm casual with. I might say team to be like, oh, like, hey, team, how's it going? Like, sort of that soccer coach vibe. I like to be overly formal on purpose sometimes, like by saying, oh, compatriots, esteemed colleagues.

So I like to approach a conversation with, like, people I'm casual with. I might say team to be like, oh, like, hey, team, how's it going? Like, sort of that soccer coach vibe. I like to be overly formal on purpose sometimes, like by saying, oh, compatriots, esteemed colleagues.

Yeah, thanks for the work you guys do, and thanks for making a great show.

Yeah, thanks for the work you guys do, and thanks for making a great show.

Yeah, thanks for the work you guys do, and thanks for making a great show.

Thank you.

Thank you.