Harrison

Now, largely speaking, yes, of course it's okay to eat on the couch.

I have, however, banned eating on our new couch for a couple of reasons.

The first reason is it's light green with white flowers on it.

The second reason is the table, the kitchen table and our bar stools are right by like it's all the same room.

So there's two other areas that you can eat on.

And the third is you can eat on the couch in the formal living room right there.

But I'm banning eating on this couch because there's already pasta sauce on the floor in front of it.

And I keep having to vacuum the couch.

So I'm making it easier on us as our kids get older to avoid.

It's not lost on me that our house is going to get destroyed.

I do just want to try to save this one couch.

So I'm just saying no eating on the couch.

No, there's no eating on the couch.

Because I grow the babies.

Yeah.

I have two rules in the house.

And one I let you guys get away with all the time.

Today, the delivery guys got away with it.

The door needs to be closed.

If you open the door to the front yard.