Harry Enfield
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And then they say, well, can I have one of yours?
I said, I'll buy you your own fucking plate of chips.
Just don't touch mine.
Can't you have your own?
But I'm not like that.
I'm much nicer than Ben.
So I'd obviously go, yes, please have a chip.
Well, they can be.
But it's this one pub we go to, downstairs, oysters and proper chips.
you don't want you go into a chip and there's just fluff in there you don't want that you want a proper chip with nice case and hardly any potato you just want all crisp and oil I want my arteries nice and hard you know like cement I'm glad someone's saying this it's like a building isn't it you don't want shitty cement you fall down you want nice hard your body's a temple yeah
But I want to pay more.
Than for a bag of crisps.
And reassuringly expensive chips.