Harry Enfield
👤 Speaker
1349
total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
That's what they're thinking.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
With the woke brigade.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
So they have to turn it down.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Absolutely no way that they're thinking that.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
They're going, for God's sake, could you turn it down, please, I'm deaf.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
But I like to be able to, you know, the whole point of being in a restaurant is with your chums and you have a bit of food and you talk rubbish, don't you?
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
And if I can't hear the rubbish that's coming out of their mouths, there's nobody.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Can you start an app?
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
I don't know how to do this, but I want an app called Here to Eat.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
H-E-A-R to eat.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
And you get five stars if there's no music, there's tablecloths.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
There's like padded walls like in my cell, you know, so that I can actually hear.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
And it's a real boat.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Do you know Trillo?