Harry Enfield

And she's really annoying, you know, because you say, do you want a cup of tea?

She goes, what?

Would you like a cup of tea, Mum?

And you say, oh, yes, lovely.

And then you get up and the way you do is you go, I'll put the kettle on.

She goes, what?

I just said I'll put the kettle on.

The what?

The kettle!

You know, and I'm getting there.

Yeah.

And it happens later.

Because I swim in the Hampstead Ponds, Highgate Ponds.

I've got stalactites in my ears.

What?

stalactites you grow them because they've got tiny little hearing aids you can get now that go in and apparently they're very good yes everyone says you must get them they cost a fortune but they're worth having and so i went to get them fitted they said no you've got big bone stalactites have grown in your ears do you do a lot of fresh water swimming and i said well yeah i said ah that's what it is and you can have them chopped off but it's very painful and takes a long time i'd sooner not hear what you're saying

So you swim so much in Hampstead Ponds that your ear's like a little cave?

Yes.

Yeah.

A little cave like that, you see.