Hasan Piker

I can't even get a fucking Charger anymore, you know? A Dodge Charger? The Dodge Chargers. Or was it the Camaro? Were they giving those out? That's the common military car. Oh, that's true, huh? You sign off on one of those. The worst loan of all time. Oh, yeah, dude. I would... And then your high school sweetheart is fucking the neighbor while you're out there. Sometimes, I mean, yeah.

While you're out there jerking off in a fucking bunker in Korengal.

While you're out there jerking off in a fucking bunker in Korengal.

While you're out there jerking off in a fucking bunker in Korengal.

That's what I mean. You're like, why the fuck are you doing that? And then you come back and the American government's like, all right, we'll give you healthcare. But now you're busted. You need it desperately. And they're like, all right, we'll pay for your college. Okay. You go to college. You get a communications degree.

That's what I mean. You're like, why the fuck are you doing that? And then you come back and the American government's like, all right, we'll give you healthcare. But now you're busted. You need it desperately. And they're like, all right, we'll pay for your college. Okay. You go to college. You get a communications degree.

That's what I mean. You're like, why the fuck are you doing that? And then you come back and the American government's like, all right, we'll give you healthcare. But now you're busted. You need it desperately. And they're like, all right, we'll pay for your college. Okay. You go to college. You get a communications degree.

Now you're six years behind the rest of your counterparts, and you're in the same shit-ass job market, sucking the man's dick every day, working a dead-end job that you despise. And you're fucked up. And now every time you go to the grocery store to pick out cereal, you're having a crisis, like a mental health episode. It's fucked up.

Now you're six years behind the rest of your counterparts, and you're in the same shit-ass job market, sucking the man's dick every day, working a dead-end job that you despise. And you're fucked up. And now every time you go to the grocery store to pick out cereal, you're having a crisis, like a mental health episode. It's fucked up.

Now you're six years behind the rest of your counterparts, and you're in the same shit-ass job market, sucking the man's dick every day, working a dead-end job that you despise. And you're fucked up. And now every time you go to the grocery store to pick out cereal, you're having a crisis, like a mental health episode. It's fucked up.

Yeah, no, for sure. I don't think that regimen is bad. I'm a very regimented person. I just think that the military's output overall is you're just sending poor people from different parts of the country overseas to go dominate some other poor people so that rich people in fucking California can make more money. So the Raytheon can send more missiles and make more missiles.

Yeah, no, for sure. I don't think that regimen is bad. I'm a very regimented person. I just think that the military's output overall is you're just sending poor people from different parts of the country overseas to go dominate some other poor people so that rich people in fucking California can make more money. So the Raytheon can send more missiles and make more missiles.

Yeah, no, for sure. I don't think that regimen is bad. I'm a very regimented person. I just think that the military's output overall is you're just sending poor people from different parts of the country overseas to go dominate some other poor people so that rich people in fucking California can make more money. So the Raytheon can send more missiles and make more missiles.

And you got to use those missiles when you make them. If you don't use it, you lose it.

And you got to use those missiles when you make them. If you don't use it, you lose it.

And you got to use those missiles when you make them. If you don't use it, you lose it.

yeah oh your missiles are going yeah there's somebody said there was an email one time that like oh your missiles are expiring soon you should use them it's like what the fuck but they do that they they any uh if you got homies who uh were active duty they'll tell you like you just dump so much money because they know that like it's gonna go bad yeah like you just fucking shoot it out into the sea if you're in the navy you're just like pop

yeah oh your missiles are going yeah there's somebody said there was an email one time that like oh your missiles are expiring soon you should use them it's like what the fuck but they do that they they any uh if you got homies who uh were active duty they'll tell you like you just dump so much money because they know that like it's gonna go bad yeah like you just fucking shoot it out into the sea if you're in the navy you're just like pop

yeah oh your missiles are going yeah there's somebody said there was an email one time that like oh your missiles are expiring soon you should use them it's like what the fuck but they do that they they any uh if you got homies who uh were active duty they'll tell you like you just dump so much money because they know that like it's gonna go bad yeah like you just fucking shoot it out into the sea if you're in the navy you're just like pop

that bitch off get out there after lunch today yeah we're gonna fire a couple of these off at an island you're like that's an island like nobody's there yeah you're dumping payload into an island that is more than your salary times 10 because it's gonna go bad how is that not waste and fraud and abuse why the fuck are they not working on that my argument always is this the american military is a jobs program