Hasan Piker

I mean, I know where you're coming from, but what made recruitment numbers explode initially was 9-11. That's it. People joined after 9-11 and after 20 years of just like going out there and guarding like poppy fields and getting your dick blown off by some fucking dude who's hated you because you invaded his country when he was like 14 and probably killed his cousin, you know,

After 20 years of doing that, everyone was like, oh, this shit sucks. We kind of lost it here, huh? Like we did a Vietnam in Afghanistan and we had to pull out. So and that was a good thing. Objectively, I think it's good that we pulled out of Afghanistan. But I think that's the real reason why people are like, why the fuck would I join the military?

After 20 years of doing that, everyone was like, oh, this shit sucks. We kind of lost it here, huh? Like we did a Vietnam in Afghanistan and we had to pull out. So and that was a good thing. Objectively, I think it's good that we pulled out of Afghanistan. But I think that's the real reason why people are like, why the fuck would I join the military?

After 20 years of doing that, everyone was like, oh, this shit sucks. We kind of lost it here, huh? Like we did a Vietnam in Afghanistan and we had to pull out. So and that was a good thing. Objectively, I think it's good that we pulled out of Afghanistan. But I think that's the real reason why people are like, why the fuck would I join the military?

I can't even get a fucking Charger anymore, you know? A Dodge Charger? The Dodge Chargers. Or was it the Camaro? Were they giving those out? That's the common military car. Oh, that's true, huh? You sign off on one of those. The worst loan of all time. Oh, yeah, dude. I would... And then your high school sweetheart is fucking the neighbor while you're out there. Sometimes, I mean, yeah.

I can't even get a fucking Charger anymore, you know? A Dodge Charger? The Dodge Chargers. Or was it the Camaro? Were they giving those out? That's the common military car. Oh, that's true, huh? You sign off on one of those. The worst loan of all time. Oh, yeah, dude. I would... And then your high school sweetheart is fucking the neighbor while you're out there. Sometimes, I mean, yeah.

I can't even get a fucking Charger anymore, you know? A Dodge Charger? The Dodge Chargers. Or was it the Camaro? Were they giving those out? That's the common military car. Oh, that's true, huh? You sign off on one of those. The worst loan of all time. Oh, yeah, dude. I would... And then your high school sweetheart is fucking the neighbor while you're out there. Sometimes, I mean, yeah.

While you're out there jerking off in a fucking bunker in Korengal.

While you're out there jerking off in a fucking bunker in Korengal.

While you're out there jerking off in a fucking bunker in Korengal.

That's what I mean. You're like, why the fuck are you doing that? And then you come back and the American government's like, all right, we'll give you healthcare. But now you're busted. You need it desperately. And they're like, all right, we'll pay for your college. Okay. You go to college. You get a communications degree.

That's what I mean. You're like, why the fuck are you doing that? And then you come back and the American government's like, all right, we'll give you healthcare. But now you're busted. You need it desperately. And they're like, all right, we'll pay for your college. Okay. You go to college. You get a communications degree.

That's what I mean. You're like, why the fuck are you doing that? And then you come back and the American government's like, all right, we'll give you healthcare. But now you're busted. You need it desperately. And they're like, all right, we'll pay for your college. Okay. You go to college. You get a communications degree.

Now you're six years behind the rest of your counterparts, and you're in the same shit-ass job market, sucking the man's dick every day, working a dead-end job that you despise. And you're fucked up. And now every time you go to the grocery store to pick out cereal, you're having a crisis, like a mental health episode. It's fucked up.

Now you're six years behind the rest of your counterparts, and you're in the same shit-ass job market, sucking the man's dick every day, working a dead-end job that you despise. And you're fucked up. And now every time you go to the grocery store to pick out cereal, you're having a crisis, like a mental health episode. It's fucked up.

Now you're six years behind the rest of your counterparts, and you're in the same shit-ass job market, sucking the man's dick every day, working a dead-end job that you despise. And you're fucked up. And now every time you go to the grocery store to pick out cereal, you're having a crisis, like a mental health episode. It's fucked up.

Yeah, no, for sure. I don't think that regimen is bad. I'm a very regimented person. I just think that the military's output overall is you're just sending poor people from different parts of the country overseas to go dominate some other poor people so that rich people in fucking California can make more money. So the Raytheon can send more missiles and make more missiles.

Yeah, no, for sure. I don't think that regimen is bad. I'm a very regimented person. I just think that the military's output overall is you're just sending poor people from different parts of the country overseas to go dominate some other poor people so that rich people in fucking California can make more money. So the Raytheon can send more missiles and make more missiles.

Yeah, no, for sure. I don't think that regimen is bad. I'm a very regimented person. I just think that the military's output overall is you're just sending poor people from different parts of the country overseas to go dominate some other poor people so that rich people in fucking California can make more money. So the Raytheon can send more missiles and make more missiles.

And you got to use those missiles when you make them. If you don't use it, you lose it.