Hayley Caronia

And, you know, he's really everything that the Democrats could hope for because he's black and gay.

Michelle Obama has even said that she doesn't think Americans are ready to vote for a woman.

I disagree.

I think if the woman isn't, you know, bleach-bitting her hard drive and smashing her 30,000 emails and, you know, she isn't falling out of a coconut tree, I think Americans could be convinced to vote for a woman who's not a total libtard.

But whatever.

Michelle Obama thinks that women aren't the way to go.

And honestly, the last two women that the Democrats have run, they were just horrible candidates, so they haven't been successful.

So I think they're course correcting, right?

They saw Jasmine Crockett fall on her face in Texas.

They went for James Tallarico instead.

And I think they're thinking, all right, you know, Gavin Newsom is the way to go.

Maybe Don Lemon might be a running mate.

I'm like giddy thinking about it just because I think it would be funny.

But, you know, he's black, he's gay, and then he can claim and they can run on this.

They can make a huge thing about how he was targeted, unfairly targeted by the Trump DOJ, you know, because he thinks he was just being a journalist when everyone else in the world saw that he was rightfully arrested for, you know, conspiracy to deprive individual rights and interfering with religious freedom.

But here he goes talking about how he would have to pick sides if he ran for president.

And he's just such a moderate, such an independent.

Listen to this.

Oh, darn it.

I have to pick sides.