Hayley Caronia

that I posted, we should put Tiger in some bubble wrap.

And I posted that before, you know, the DUI, the pills, like all that.

And I was like, anyway, here we go to Tiger Woods.

He's got a great track record when it comes to driving the ball, not so much driving his car.

These are four car crashes, honestly, that we know of.

Not that I think he could get away with crashing and us not finding out, but you don't know what's happening in parking lots.

I would not put it past him to like sideswipe someone in a parking lot and just, this guy, I think he's driving under the influence, I would assume more often than what we're seeing.

These are just the times that he's not getting away with it.

So, you know, in 2009, we all remember this when he crashed his Escalade into a fire hydrant.

Then he crashed it into a tree outside of his house.

This was in the morning.

And then his wife at the time came out, Elin.

She was breaking the car window with the golf club.

And that was apparently to break him out of the car or get him out of the car.

I think it's because he was cheating.

And that's, I think, what the consensus is.

And that's how I remember the story.

And at that time, he was cited for careless driving.

No charges were pressed.

Now, there is some revision, not like revisionist history, but...