Hayley Caronia

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So did anyone else find it funny that they did the moon landing or the I'm sorry, the Artemis to launch on April Fool's Day?

On April Fool's Day of all days, they launched the Space Launch System with the Artemis II crew aboard the Orion spacecraft at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, of course, off the coast of Florida.

And some people I know, they went and saw the takeoff and stuff.

I was actually on Newsmax at the time.

My mom texted me and she said, are you watching it?

from, you know, the beach or something.

And I said, no, I'm sitting in my living room on Newsmax.

And I reacted to it in real time because it was happening live.

And that was actually not what I was booked to talk about.

So I actually didn't know that it was happening.

I don't know how I missed this, but I didn't know that we were going back around the moon because the crew will not be landing on the moon, but around it.

So let me get my niceties and my disclaimers out of the way.

Obviously, you know where I stand.

I love this country.

I hate the government most of the time, but I love this country.

I'm a patriot.

I am proud to be an American.

There is nowhere else on the face of the planet, nowhere from here to the moon and back.

I would rather live.