Hayley Caronia

But yesterday was a very special Transgender Day of Visibility because former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's husband, Brian, was outed for wearing large prosthetic breasts in his free time.

And while he may not be transgender per se,

He does apparently cross-dress.

So this is the headline out of the Daily Mail.

Who broke this story?

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband, Brian.

The pouting, busty, bimbo, ew, photos and trove of explicit messages.

This is tough.

This was a tough read.

And it was a tough look, too.

We're going to...

show you these photos so if you haven't eaten lunch yet i would hold off because we are going to see brian gnome in what appears to be tight t-shirts with balloons underneath them um and and spandex leggings and shorts and and women's athletic gear essentially but according to the daily mail's exclusive reporting

Brian was chatting with women from the so-called bimbofication fetish scene, where adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a Barbie doll-like appearance.

And he reportedly paid at least...

$25,000 to praise the models for their quote, huge, huge, ridiculous boobs that he loves so much.

And if you are like me and you have absolutely no idea what bimbofication is.

I Googled it for you.

So this is what Google says.

Bimbofication is a Gen Z driven TikTok subculture and online trend that involves subversively reclaiming the bimbo stereotype.

Historically, a conventionally attractive, sexualized and unintelligent woman.