Hayley Caronia

She probably sees Dua Lipa and Sabrina Carpenter and Tate McRae and Zara Larson, all these other pop stars really lean into their femininity.

And she realized, oh, that could have been me if I didn't identify as they chop all my hair off and become a libtard.

And all of those pop stars I mentioned are probably also libtards, but at least they look hot.

They look like women.

They have long hair and they have cute clothes and they look normal.

They look hot.

Normal people like hot girls.

They like well-adjusted, mentally stable hot girls.

Nobody wants their pop star to be fat and mentally ill.

You're supposed to look up to a pop star and want to be them.

And nobody wants to be a fat libtard with a bad haircut.

Exhibit A, Sam Smith.

Do you remember Sam Smith?

And I'm not saying he's a bad singer now, but when he came out, he was amazing.

And I mean, came out not as whatever.

I'm saying came out as a artist, very talented.

Now he is overweight.

I don't know what he identifies as, but he's certainly on the LGBTQ spectrum.

And he's overweight and he wears these like bondage outfits and all this black leather.

And he looks like a stuffed sausage in a casing that is too small.