Hayley Caronia

We don't need to see where their makeup is settling.

We don't need to see every fine line and wrinkle.

It's ridiculous.

And, you know, after years of Republicans saying, you know, it's such a shame that Republicans aren't featured in magazines anymore.

Vanity Fair, Vogue, you know, they don't celebrate First Lady Melania Trump in the way that they celebrate AOC and Kamala Harris and Dr. Jill and Michelle Obama and whoever else.

And then it's like after years and years of us saying this stuff, like, you know, they don't they don't highlight Republicans.

They're like, here, damn.

Here, fine.

We did a piece on Republicans.

Don't ask us to do it again.

That's what I feel like this is.

Fine.

We're supposed to do both sides.

Fine.

They've been complaining that we haven't been covering them.

Fine, we'll do it.

We'll make them look like shit so that they never ask us to do it ever again.

This is like weaponized incompetence.

You do ask someone to do something.

They do it so badly that you never ask them again.