Hayley Caronia

I can't believe it hasn't been done before.

It's just crazy.

Anyway, I want to talk about Pfizer because they had a new COVID vaccine trial get tabled.

And Pfizer had, of course, a COVID mRNA vaccine, and they worked with BioNTech, and they abruptly pulled this trial because they couldn't find healthy 50 to 64-year-olds to do this trial.

They couldn't find 25,000 people that wanted to raise their hands and be guinea pigs all over that for a new COVID vaccine.

Have no fear.

There is a new COVID variant that just dropped.

And of course it has like a scary insect related name.

This is what they do, right?

This is the cicada variant now.

And this is a CNN article.

Of course, kids may be more likely to get the new cicada variant of COVID-19 signed to say, here's what to know about BA3-2.

Okay, so new COVID variant dropped.

Everyone knows that viruses mutate, okay?

So this is just a new variant of the same virus that causes COVID-19.

And doctors are saying that this primarily affects children.

So again, grabby headline because parents probably click on this.

Oh no, I'm sending my kid to daycare.

I'm sending my kid to school.

Are my kids gonna get COVID?