Hayley Jane Sproul

I recently blew out another pair of jeans.

This time not in the gooch because somebody told me how you blow out a pair of jeans in the gooch is you have too much in your pockets.

Oh, because it's stretching them.

It stretches them and where it pulls on is the gooch.

So if you're blowing it out in the gooch, it might be acidic gooch syndrome.

That's actually why I like to put all of my stuff in my pockets in Hayley's handbag.

You...

It makes the bag a bit heavier, so her shoulder's going, but at least the Gucci appears.

She's like Quasimodo, but at least your Gucci isn't blowing out on your jeans.

Kissy, kissy thighs.

My jeans were looking sweet, and then literally in one week, I got a hole under the pocket in the back, and then a hole on the front, and I was just like, okay, it's time for a new pair of jeans.

Where were these from?

Hallenstein's.

That's all right.

I don't want to spend money on jeans.

No shit, no.

Because then I don't feel bad because I go home from work and I'll just wear them straight out in the paddock and then they get like couching on them and stuff and then I don't have to feel bad about that.

You've got to change into farming clothes.

I don't have that time.

Okay.