Hayley Jane Sproul

huge portion on trains reference we weren't very close as siblings but he loved me and that I had made some questionable choices in my life then mind the action of snorting cocaine also after the wedding we went into a bar and my youngest brother got into a fist fight with one of the locals oh please oh the brothers

What a wedding weekend, eh?

What a weekend.

Somebody messaged in about one of the groomsmen decided after his 29th shot of fireball it was time to do his speech.

I'm sorry, 29 shots of fireball.

So he's done the better part of an entire bottle, one litre bottle.

He's finished a 700ml.

Yeah.

So we've got alcohol poisoning on our hands also.

He started talking in a speech about love and then that somehow turned into him proposing to his girlfriend then and there.

Oh, you don't do that at a wedding.

Or willy-nilly.

Then I went on as he lost control or an aspect or how to even use the entire English language.

So it just became sounds.

Eventually he stumbled off and everyone heard him power chucking in the bathroom because he took the microphone with him.

It's memorable, I guess.

At least he's made it memorable.

At my friend's wedding, the groom's childhood best friend asked the night before to do a speech.

She went first and basically admitted her love for the groom without saying it as she stared into his eyes.

She was very drunk, didn't say one word about the bride and kind of used that sexy voice and just went on and on about what a great guy he was while eyeballing him.