Hayley Jane Sproul

At least he's made it memorable.

At my friend's wedding, the groom's childhood best friend asked the night before to do a speech.

She went first and basically admitted her love for the groom without saying it as she stared into his eyes.

She was very drunk, didn't say one word about the bride and kind of used that sexy voice and just went on and on about what a great guy he was while eyeballing him.

Because he's so great.

What happened after that?

Did they become friends?

Need a follow up.

Are they still friends?

Surely not.

Father-in-law, during his speech, said out of the thousands of sperm, this is the one that made it, and pointed to his son, and everyone was like, oh, God, it's that sort of speech, is it?

Father-in-law talked for 15 minutes about his hopes of the bride and groom's sex lives.

The bride got up and dragged him back to his seat and said, you sit down, you've had enough time.

There was one in here.

At the wedding, my father-in-law got up for his speech.

Everything he said, the mother-in-law would yell out a counterpoint to it.

It was basically the whole speech was a domestic between the two.

Unbeknownst to us, they were separating, but put it on hold when we announced our engagement.

Two weeks after the wedding, it was done.

Honestly, it was a shitstorm at the wedding, though.