Hayley Sproul

They found the same dip in birth rates since the introduction of the iPhone.

And they do, they believe it's because phones replace in-person socialising.

So we're meeting each other less, we're banging less, we're getting out there less and having less sort of casual liaisons.

Yeah, and the other two reasons they said that, because you've got something fun to do at home.

Yeah.

Just be on your phone.

And the other is the easy access to porn.

So it is literally like if we're on these things more, we're meeting people less, therefore we're having less sex, therefore there's less, I was going to say risk, chance of pregnancy.

Yeah, like good dad's hot.

Do you want to shuffle the sheet a bit?

I see a spark in your eye.

It's got to be funny.

People being funny.

Some people, like, if you don't have the face, people get funny real quick.

You're just like, boom, up you go.

Yeah, and then mine was if you're a girl and you just have heaps of hair on your head, that for me is at least a three bump.

You know those girls that are just like, I've got so much hair, just like.

Got a swan driving there.

There are accents in here.

Oh, okay, yeah.