Hayley

Okay.

So, making my show at the moment.

Well, finishing it.

It's made.

Yeah.

Don't want to alarm anyone.

Really?

Something, something, then I'm homebound.

As a pianist, that hurts me so much.

So I'm just putting the finishing touches on my show and I'm not going to give much away in case people listening are going to go and see it on tour.

You've got the raw files.

I'm not so much teaching tricks.

It's full noise.

Yeah, it's full noise, but I am trying to straddle the fence of, you know, just being gratuitously smutty and trying to just highlight the funnier bits of my interactions.

But at the end, there's a bit of a twist in the show.

Oh, lovely.

Yeah, and for it, let's just say the big twist at the end, I...

got $200 worth of confetti cannons,

And I got my producers to go around every venue, so not just my opening night, every venue that I'm touring in the country, which is like 13 venues, and get them signed off because obviously I'm going to crack them into the crowd and then the venue's going to have to deal with that.

And the show opens very, very soon.