Hayley
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Yeah, exactly.
That's a follow-up question.
Gosh.
He lives on the couch, and yes, he wears pants.
Little sassy denim booty shorts, but sadly when he escaped, he was without his signature trousers, meaning his marsupial manhood was also free.
A free willy of sorts.
Thank you, Hayley.
In entertainment news, Ripley's Believe It or Not has purchased the giant mechanical rhino from Ace Ventura when nature calls.
Specifically the one Jim Carrey crawled out of backwards in cinema's greatest ever butt birth to date.
That's
Incredible cinema.
Yeah.
It's over 10 feet long and fully functional, meaning the purchaser can lube themselves up, jump on in and experience the joys of being a rhinoceros butt baby.
Wow.
The Ripley's official press release said they grabbed this opportunity by the horns.
No ifs, ands or buts about it.
Yeah.
Actually, Fletcher, I'm prepared for you to write something.
I can write something.
Yeah, go on.