Heather Dubrow

What?

Alfredo.

She's like, oh, what was so silly, you guys, you guys, you guys, what was so silly is that, like, she kept on being like, this is serious, and, like, you gotta take this serious.

It was, like, a really important thing, but then we got there, and she's dressed like Lara Croft, like, huh, huh, huh, it was hilarious, and Gretchen's like, ha, ha,

Well, I'm a truth teller, so this doesn't bother me whatsoever, bitch.

Now, this is not what I signed up for today.

You know what I did sign up for?

Yes, bitch.

Oh, oh, oh, half of 10 times five is five.

Half of 35, four.

10 times five is 35.

Divide that by two, you get four.

Thank you.

Next question.

Well, a recurring dream that I have is that I go to Madagascar, one of my favorite restaurants, and the parrot looks at me and goes, Polly, want a cracker?

And I say, sure do.

And it turns out it was saying polygraph, and I have accidentally signed up for polygraph.

It makes me very upset.

I know I was telling the truth, so I'm confident it's going to prove my innocence.

And she's a liar.