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Heather Thomas

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
259 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

One of them I was pretty sure had been gnawed on, that it was impossible to read all the words.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

We passed a nurse log with three little saplings, and my mom gave her usual reaction, a cloying smile.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

A nurse log is a fallen tree that starts to rot, and seedlings take root there to get a boost up closer to sunlight, and to gobble nutrients from the decaying wood.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

My mom, who is a nurse, very much views herself as my perfectly nurturing life giver.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

I know she is hoping that one of these days I'll break down and compare her to a nurse log.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

I give my own usual reaction, which is to roll my eyes.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

I'd be more likely to offer a different botanical comparison.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

She's more like a stringler fig vine.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

Or maybe a kudzu.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

As far as the nurse log, there's a lesson I take from that, too.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

Get a jump on the competition by pillaging the bones of the dead.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

After the nurse log, we kept heading generally uphill, looking for a campground called Drake Plateau that was supposed to be a few miles in.

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Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

I thought we'd come across more intact signs.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

But eventually we realized that we didn't know where we were going, and we should probably go back to the car and try to find a trail map.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

Then we realized we didn't know how to get back to the car either.

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Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

The trail that we thought we were taking back down petered out altogether.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

I didn't start to get really worried until we pulled out our compasses.

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Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

They didn't agree, and the direction needle spun lazily around in a slow circle while I was standing still.

Creepy
Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

This mountain didn't like us any better than the passing drivers did.

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Burnt to the Bone & Choose Your Own Destruction

Not sure what else to do, we started walking again, and then we came to a rushing brook, and we were both relieved to see a man sitting on the edge of it.