Heather

Like the neighbors in the ICU when I was born were like asking my car to be quieter.

So whatever.

I don't even care because I've had a Porsche like forever.

I had the first Porsche.

I had the first Porsche she ever made.

I have actual horses in my Porsche.

Like I bought two horses and those are the horse powers of my horse.

Not to be fancy, but like it just is what it is.

I've had the first horse drawn Porsche.

Yeah, well, you know what?

My Porsche loves Greek food, so it just ate your spanakopita Porsche.

Sorry, you're out of a Porsche.

You shouldn't have been made out of spanakopita.

Sorry, but my Porsche has not had carbs for like three years, but it's her birthday.

So I just let her eat carbs.

So she just ate your, your Hispanic open up pita bread force field.

And so in this non, we're not competing storyline, just to add to it, I love Housewives social media, like Reddit and the stupid stories you hear.

Because there are so many that are popping into my head just watching this.

Like, did you know that Angie got her own competing French fry ad?

Like her own sponsorship?