Hector

Yeah, I'm not risking that.

mile no no but you're in a room but this is the thing though like if it was one tiger i would do it if it's two i don't know because with one humans with one you can just piggyback ride them you know i'm saying like you hop in his back and you hug him as hard as you can right here and just choke him out no you're not choking you're just holding on to dear life what's he gonna do scratch you you're not gonna be able to who you're not gonna be able to hold on to a tiger it's not a fucking bronco or a fucking bull oh i mean i wrote you it's a fucking tiger well no it says

What if you don't move?

Nah, he can't see me fucking going and hopping on his...

Back right here, like this, and you just hold on.

Who the fuck?

If you're holding on to his neck like this, all you have to do is grab here.

No, he can't.

He doesn't have opposable thumbs.

You're crazy, bro.

What do you think?

Look, like that.

He can't get to you.

That'd be me right there.

I'm a monkey.

Yeah, now imagine you're just hugging him.

that's a machine bro well i want to see it i don't believe it what you think you think i'm scared of a tiger you would be no look up a video these don't do shit yeah oh cool i'll get a tattoo of that yes cool but i'm not scared it's the coolest animal on the earth it's not it's not close take your time riley

Yeah, video.

The king wants to see the Siberian tiger.

That's not an angry one.