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Heidi

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
319 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

texts and missed calls from my sister and my best friend saying, Heidi, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mother-in-law has posted a topless photo of you on her Facebook.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

texts and missed calls from my sister and my best friend saying, Heidi, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mother-in-law has posted a topless photo of you on her Facebook.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

Was like, Shirley, this is a nightmare. This is like, I'm hallucinating. Like I officially lost the amount of sleep where like I am crossed over to the other side. So I run downstairs and I tell my husband, she didn't mean to do this, but this is the situation that we're in. Please call her. Please have her take this down immediately. And I was like, and don't tell her that I know about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

Was like, Shirley, this is a nightmare. This is like, I'm hallucinating. Like I officially lost the amount of sleep where like I am crossed over to the other side. So I run downstairs and I tell my husband, she didn't mean to do this, but this is the situation that we're in. Please call her. Please have her take this down immediately. And I was like, and don't tell her that I know about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

Was like, Shirley, this is a nightmare. This is like, I'm hallucinating. Like I officially lost the amount of sleep where like I am crossed over to the other side. So I run downstairs and I tell my husband, she didn't mean to do this, but this is the situation that we're in. Please call her. Please have her take this down immediately. And I was like, and don't tell her that I know about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I don't want to embarrass her. Honestly, at this point, I was very calm about everything. Like we all make mistakes. I was feeling very maternal about the whole thing. And so he calls and lets her know, we love the photos you've posted. Unfortunately, you slipped one in there. It was one of those nice video montages that your Apple phone will like create for you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I don't want to embarrass her. Honestly, at this point, I was very calm about everything. Like we all make mistakes. I was feeling very maternal about the whole thing. And so he calls and lets her know, we love the photos you've posted. Unfortunately, you slipped one in there. It was one of those nice video montages that your Apple phone will like create for you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I don't want to embarrass her. Honestly, at this point, I was very calm about everything. Like we all make mistakes. I was feeling very maternal about the whole thing. And so he calls and lets her know, we love the photos you've posted. Unfortunately, you slipped one in there. It was one of those nice video montages that your Apple phone will like create for you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

And the second slide with really nice classical music to it was just me completely bare breast. Oh, God. I was a double A before this experience. I am now like a triple D. It's insane. My nipples were massive. And this wasn't like a tasteful nude that was something that I would be proud to show my husband's friends and family.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

And the second slide with really nice classical music to it was just me completely bare breast. Oh, God. I was a double A before this experience. I am now like a triple D. It's insane. My nipples were massive. And this wasn't like a tasteful nude that was something that I would be proud to show my husband's friends and family.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

And the second slide with really nice classical music to it was just me completely bare breast. Oh, God. I was a double A before this experience. I am now like a triple D. It's insane. My nipples were massive. And this wasn't like a tasteful nude that was something that I would be proud to show my husband's friends and family.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

This was like I'm staring off into the abyss looking like I have questioned every life decision at this point and exhausted. No makeup, hair a mess. I don't even recognize myself. And her response is, there's no way I've done that. And he's like, no, you did. And I need you to go on Facebook right now and take it down. So hangs up the phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

This was like I'm staring off into the abyss looking like I have questioned every life decision at this point and exhausted. No makeup, hair a mess. I don't even recognize myself. And her response is, there's no way I've done that. And he's like, no, you did. And I need you to go on Facebook right now and take it down. So hangs up the phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

This was like I'm staring off into the abyss looking like I have questioned every life decision at this point and exhausted. No makeup, hair a mess. I don't even recognize myself. And her response is, there's no way I've done that. And he's like, no, you did. And I need you to go on Facebook right now and take it down. So hangs up the phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I'm like refreshing her page over and over and over again. And sure enough, 30 seconds later, it's gone. And again, it's funny at this point, we all make mistakes. And she ends up calling back five minutes later, I'm assuming to apologize. And when my Like, I can't believe I'm being censored like this. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I'm like refreshing her page over and over and over again. And sure enough, 30 seconds later, it's gone. And again, it's funny at this point, we all make mistakes. And she ends up calling back five minutes later, I'm assuming to apologize. And when my Like, I can't believe I'm being censored like this. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I'm like refreshing her page over and over and over again. And sure enough, 30 seconds later, it's gone. And again, it's funny at this point, we all make mistakes. And she ends up calling back five minutes later, I'm assuming to apologize. And when my Like, I can't believe I'm being censored like this. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

He's starting to get defensive, like on my behalf. I'm starting to get angry. And then the line, look, I'm going to be honest. I've sent that video to all of my friends and all of our family, and no one has said anything about it. And in my head, I'm like, well, of course they haven't said anything about it. They're trying to figure out how to tell you what they've just seen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

He's starting to get defensive, like on my behalf. I'm starting to get angry. And then the line, look, I'm going to be honest. I've sent that video to all of my friends and all of our family, and no one has said anything about it. And in my head, I'm like, well, of course they haven't said anything about it. They're trying to figure out how to tell you what they've just seen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

He's starting to get defensive, like on my behalf. I'm starting to get angry. And then the line, look, I'm going to be honest. I've sent that video to all of my friends and all of our family, and no one has said anything about it. And in my head, I'm like, well, of course they haven't said anything about it. They're trying to figure out how to tell you what they've just seen.