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Heidi

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
350 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

And the second slide with really nice classical music to it was just me completely bare breast. Oh, God. I was a double A before this experience. I am now like a triple D. It's insane. My nipples were massive. And this wasn't like a tasteful nude that was something that I would be proud to show my husband's friends and family.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

And the second slide with really nice classical music to it was just me completely bare breast. Oh, God. I was a double A before this experience. I am now like a triple D. It's insane. My nipples were massive. And this wasn't like a tasteful nude that was something that I would be proud to show my husband's friends and family.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

This was like I'm staring off into the abyss looking like I have questioned every life decision at this point and exhausted. No makeup, hair a mess. I don't even recognize myself. And her response is, there's no way I've done that. And he's like, no, you did. And I need you to go on Facebook right now and take it down. So hangs up the phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

This was like I'm staring off into the abyss looking like I have questioned every life decision at this point and exhausted. No makeup, hair a mess. I don't even recognize myself. And her response is, there's no way I've done that. And he's like, no, you did. And I need you to go on Facebook right now and take it down. So hangs up the phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

This was like I'm staring off into the abyss looking like I have questioned every life decision at this point and exhausted. No makeup, hair a mess. I don't even recognize myself. And her response is, there's no way I've done that. And he's like, no, you did. And I need you to go on Facebook right now and take it down. So hangs up the phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I'm like refreshing her page over and over and over again. And sure enough, 30 seconds later, it's gone. And again, it's funny at this point, we all make mistakes. And she ends up calling back five minutes later, I'm assuming to apologize. And when my Like, I can't believe I'm being censored like this. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I'm like refreshing her page over and over and over again. And sure enough, 30 seconds later, it's gone. And again, it's funny at this point, we all make mistakes. And she ends up calling back five minutes later, I'm assuming to apologize. And when my Like, I can't believe I'm being censored like this. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I'm like refreshing her page over and over and over again. And sure enough, 30 seconds later, it's gone. And again, it's funny at this point, we all make mistakes. And she ends up calling back five minutes later, I'm assuming to apologize. And when my Like, I can't believe I'm being censored like this. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

He's starting to get defensive, like on my behalf. I'm starting to get angry. And then the line, look, I'm going to be honest. I've sent that video to all of my friends and all of our family, and no one has said anything about it. And in my head, I'm like, well, of course they haven't said anything about it. They're trying to figure out how to tell you what they've just seen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

He's starting to get defensive, like on my behalf. I'm starting to get angry. And then the line, look, I'm going to be honest. I've sent that video to all of my friends and all of our family, and no one has said anything about it. And in my head, I'm like, well, of course they haven't said anything about it. They're trying to figure out how to tell you what they've just seen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

He's starting to get defensive, like on my behalf. I'm starting to get angry. And then the line, look, I'm going to be honest. I've sent that video to all of my friends and all of our family, and no one has said anything about it. And in my head, I'm like, well, of course they haven't said anything about it. They're trying to figure out how to tell you what they've just seen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

So in my head, I'm just picturing like my husband's uncle sitting there opening up this lovely video of the new baby in the family. And it's just, there's Heidi. He ended up hanging up. I wish I could say that there was like some sort of resolution. I don't think she knows. I even know that this happened to this day. We had no apology in true mom fashion. Yeah. But it did get taken down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

So in my head, I'm just picturing like my husband's uncle sitting there opening up this lovely video of the new baby in the family. And it's just, there's Heidi. He ended up hanging up. I wish I could say that there was like some sort of resolution. I don't think she knows. I even know that this happened to this day. We had no apology in true mom fashion. Yeah. But it did get taken down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

So in my head, I'm just picturing like my husband's uncle sitting there opening up this lovely video of the new baby in the family. And it's just, there's Heidi. He ended up hanging up. I wish I could say that there was like some sort of resolution. I don't think she knows. I even know that this happened to this day. We had no apology in true mom fashion. Yeah. But it did get taken down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I can laugh about it now. And knowing that it brought me to you guys, it makes the pill a little easier.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I can laugh about it now. And knowing that it brought me to you guys, it makes the pill a little easier.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I can laugh about it now. And knowing that it brought me to you guys, it makes the pill a little easier.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I think that that is what was triggering for me, too, because your autonomy when you have a baby, my body wasn't my own. I didn't recognize myself. The one thing I could hold on to is that there were some intimate parts of myself that only I knew.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I think that that is what was triggering for me, too, because your autonomy when you have a baby, my body wasn't my own. I didn't recognize myself. The one thing I could hold on to is that there were some intimate parts of myself that only I knew.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Mother-in-Law

I think that that is what was triggering for me, too, because your autonomy when you have a baby, my body wasn't my own. I didn't recognize myself. The one thing I could hold on to is that there were some intimate parts of myself that only I knew.