Helen Hong
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Hi. Hi, Michelle. Hi, everybody.
Hi. Hi, Michelle. Hi, everybody.
Hi. Hi, Michelle. Hi, everybody.
You're ranking little kids?
You're ranking little kids?
You're ranking little kids?
Oh, I don't need that. That is something that nobody asked for. Sony, nobody asked for this.
Oh, I don't need that. That is something that nobody asked for. Sony, nobody asked for this.
Oh, I don't need that. That is something that nobody asked for. Sony, nobody asked for this.
Can't be cameras because that's too essential.
Can't be cameras because that's too essential.
Can't be cameras because that's too essential.
I have defaulted to using my iPhone alarm solely and not using any other alarms. So if it didn't go off, I would not be here right now.
I have defaulted to using my iPhone alarm solely and not using any other alarms. So if it didn't go off, I would not be here right now.
I have defaulted to using my iPhone alarm solely and not using any other alarms. So if it didn't go off, I would not be here right now.
So you're awake whether you want to be or not.
So you're awake whether you want to be or not.
So you're awake whether you want to be or not.
Do the gays know that the village people are not a gay iconic group?
Do the gays know that the village people are not a gay iconic group?
Do the gays know that the village people are not a gay iconic group?
I don't think so either.
I don't think so either.
I don't think so either.
I'm still stuck on doula whoop.
I'm still stuck on doula whoop.
I'm still stuck on doula whoop.
He loves YMCA. He loves the song. That's so random.
He loves YMCA. He loves the song. That's so random.
He loves YMCA. He loves the song. That's so random.
Helen Hong. Players birding.
Helen Hong. Players birding.
Helen Hong. Players birding.
Do the YMCA dance, and that'll warm you up.
Do the YMCA dance, and that'll warm you up.
Do the YMCA dance, and that'll warm you up.
They're all the same. They're all the same. Keep going.
They're all the same. They're all the same. Keep going.
They're all the same. They're all the same. Keep going.
Nothing deflates buying a razor than standing in front of the razor case and just hearing, customer service to razors, customer service to razors, and then just be like, you know what, I can be hairy for another week.
Nothing deflates buying a razor than standing in front of the razor case and just hearing, customer service to razors, customer service to razors, and then just be like, you know what, I can be hairy for another week.
Nothing deflates buying a razor than standing in front of the razor case and just hearing, customer service to razors, customer service to razors, and then just be like, you know what, I can be hairy for another week.
Researchers in England have discovered a new language invented by a couple to celebrate their love and to trash talk others in public. Lisa and Jim Newman have been together for 14 years and in that time have created an entirely new language that only they understand. Early on, I tried to tell her what I loved about her in Klingon, which we both speak fluently.
Researchers in England have discovered a new language invented by a couple to celebrate their love and to trash talk others in public. Lisa and Jim Newman have been together for 14 years and in that time have created an entirely new language that only they understand. Early on, I tried to tell her what I loved about her in Klingon, which we both speak fluently.
Researchers in England have discovered a new language invented by a couple to celebrate their love and to trash talk others in public. Lisa and Jim Newman have been together for 14 years and in that time have created an entirely new language that only they understand. Early on, I tried to tell her what I loved about her in Klingon, which we both speak fluently.
But there was no word for the light that glints off your hair when it's slightly greasy after a day and a half of not showering. So we made one up. Linguists, in fact, cannot believe the complexity of the invented language, which also has an individual word for a whiff of your musty beard makes me feel like Uhura flirting with Spock in the Mantrap episode of the original series.
But there was no word for the light that glints off your hair when it's slightly greasy after a day and a half of not showering. So we made one up. Linguists, in fact, cannot believe the complexity of the invented language, which also has an individual word for a whiff of your musty beard makes me feel like Uhura flirting with Spock in the Mantrap episode of the original series.
But there was no word for the light that glints off your hair when it's slightly greasy after a day and a half of not showering. So we made one up. Linguists, in fact, cannot believe the complexity of the invented language, which also has an individual word for a whiff of your musty beard makes me feel like Uhura flirting with Spock in the Mantrap episode of the original series.
Their language, in fact, is so complex and realistic that they were cast as aliens in the latest Star Trek show, Strange New Worlds, only to later reveal that what they were talking about on camera was how lame that show is compared to Deep Space Nine.
Their language, in fact, is so complex and realistic that they were cast as aliens in the latest Star Trek show, Strange New Worlds, only to later reveal that what they were talking about on camera was how lame that show is compared to Deep Space Nine.
Their language, in fact, is so complex and realistic that they were cast as aliens in the latest Star Trek show, Strange New Worlds, only to later reveal that what they were talking about on camera was how lame that show is compared to Deep Space Nine.
This is like the best commercial for Golden Corral I've ever heard in my life.
This is like the best commercial for Golden Corral I've ever heard in my life.
This is like the best commercial for Golden Corral I've ever heard in my life.
Hi, Adam. Hi, everybody. Hi.
Hi, Adam. Hi, everybody. Hi.
Hi, Adam. Hi, everybody. Hi.
This is the first time I have ever wanted to go to a Golden Corral in my life.
This is the first time I have ever wanted to go to a Golden Corral in my life.
This is the first time I have ever wanted to go to a Golden Corral in my life.
Does Joyce know about this?
Does Joyce know about this?
Does Joyce know about this?
That's weird. I don't want to smell anything that has scrapings off of anyone.
That's weird. I don't want to smell anything that has scrapings off of anyone.
That's weird. I don't want to smell anything that has scrapings off of anyone.
What happened to the people who stayed on longer than 15 minutes? Did they finally get it?
What happened to the people who stayed on longer than 15 minutes? Did they finally get it?
What happened to the people who stayed on longer than 15 minutes? Did they finally get it?
The one guy. One guy.
The one guy. One guy.
The one guy. One guy.
Including some in this room.
Including some in this room.
Including some in this room.
It's hot to be smart.
It's hot to be smart.
It's hot to be smart.
I think this would be hard for anybody in any industry.
I think this would be hard for anybody in any industry.
I think this would be hard for anybody in any industry.
I can think of one thing. I'm a stand-up comedian, so my first thing was think of a funnier word than spatula. And then it just devolved from there. Right.
I can think of one thing. I'm a stand-up comedian, so my first thing was think of a funnier word than spatula. And then it just devolved from there. Right.
I can think of one thing. I'm a stand-up comedian, so my first thing was think of a funnier word than spatula. And then it just devolved from there. Right.
Crashed a car at an intersection.
Crashed a car at an intersection.
Crashed a car at an intersection.
giving out free sushi.
giving out free sushi.
giving out free sushi.
Amazon will take over the Planet of the Apes franchise and offer a new dish in its grocery stores called Planet of the Crepes.
Amazon will take over the Planet of the Apes franchise and offer a new dish in its grocery stores called Planet of the Crepes.
Amazon will take over the Planet of the Apes franchise and offer a new dish in its grocery stores called Planet of the Crepes.
That was definitely from someone at the DMV. Probably.
That was definitely from someone at the DMV. Probably.
That was definitely from someone at the DMV. Probably.
Who is, are they going to teach the robots to spit? Because that's all I see them doing ever is spitting and chewing gum and then making like weird hand gestures.
Who is, are they going to teach the robots to spit? Because that's all I see them doing ever is spitting and chewing gum and then making like weird hand gestures.
Who is, are they going to teach the robots to spit? Because that's all I see them doing ever is spitting and chewing gum and then making like weird hand gestures.
Do you think Jeff Bezos just bought it because he was like, pussy galore? Yeah.
Do you think Jeff Bezos just bought it because he was like, pussy galore? Yeah.
Do you think Jeff Bezos just bought it because he was like, pussy galore? Yeah.
Having a baby? Whoopsie.
Having a baby? Whoopsie.
Having a baby? Whoopsie.
That would be a horrible side effect. Can I have a hint?
That would be a horrible side effect. Can I have a hint?
That would be a horrible side effect. Can I have a hint?
Being obsessed with Paul McCartney?
Being obsessed with Paul McCartney?
Being obsessed with Paul McCartney?
I was going to say, how did she know that it was specifically that? She got off it and she was like, oh, screw that guy.
I was going to say, how did she know that it was specifically that? She got off it and she was like, oh, screw that guy.
I was going to say, how did she know that it was specifically that? She got off it and she was like, oh, screw that guy.
Wow. And then she went back on it. She was like, oh, pull. Wings is the best.
Wow. And then she went back on it. She was like, oh, pull. Wings is the best.
Wow. And then she went back on it. She was like, oh, pull. Wings is the best.
Is there a Viagra version where if you took Viagra, Tom, you'd be like, oh no, Hootie and the Bluefish.
Is there a Viagra version where if you took Viagra, Tom, you'd be like, oh no, Hootie and the Bluefish.
Is there a Viagra version where if you took Viagra, Tom, you'd be like, oh no, Hootie and the Bluefish.
We've all done it, spilled red wine on a white blouse or smeared cherry pie on a brand new white dress shirt. But why do we do it? Scientists now may have an answer. Researchers in the Deliciousness Lab at the University of Pennsylvania Hershey campus noticed a strange pattern in their taste test data. Very different reactions to the same foods based on the color of your outfit.
We've all done it, spilled red wine on a white blouse or smeared cherry pie on a brand new white dress shirt. But why do we do it? Scientists now may have an answer. Researchers in the Deliciousness Lab at the University of Pennsylvania Hershey campus noticed a strange pattern in their taste test data. Very different reactions to the same foods based on the color of your outfit.
We've all done it, spilled red wine on a white blouse or smeared cherry pie on a brand new white dress shirt. But why do we do it? Scientists now may have an answer. Researchers in the Deliciousness Lab at the University of Pennsylvania Hershey campus noticed a strange pattern in their taste test data. Very different reactions to the same foods based on the color of your outfit.
You may know intellectually that it's a terrible mistake to eat a bright yellow curry with your fingers, but if you're wearing white, your intellect seems to be taken out of the question, one researcher told Flavor Studies Weekly. The scientists have no theory as to why white clothing makes everything taste better, and dry cleaners hope they never do.
You may know intellectually that it's a terrible mistake to eat a bright yellow curry with your fingers, but if you're wearing white, your intellect seems to be taken out of the question, one researcher told Flavor Studies Weekly. The scientists have no theory as to why white clothing makes everything taste better, and dry cleaners hope they never do.
You may know intellectually that it's a terrible mistake to eat a bright yellow curry with your fingers, but if you're wearing white, your intellect seems to be taken out of the question, one researcher told Flavor Studies Weekly. The scientists have no theory as to why white clothing makes everything taste better, and dry cleaners hope they never do.