Helen Hong

But there was no word for the light that glints off your hair when it's slightly greasy after a day and a half of not showering. So we made one up. Linguists, in fact, cannot believe the complexity of the invented language, which also has an individual word for a whiff of your musty beard makes me feel like Uhura flirting with Spock in the Mantrap episode of the original series.

But there was no word for the light that glints off your hair when it's slightly greasy after a day and a half of not showering. So we made one up. Linguists, in fact, cannot believe the complexity of the invented language, which also has an individual word for a whiff of your musty beard makes me feel like Uhura flirting with Spock in the Mantrap episode of the original series.

But there was no word for the light that glints off your hair when it's slightly greasy after a day and a half of not showering. So we made one up. Linguists, in fact, cannot believe the complexity of the invented language, which also has an individual word for a whiff of your musty beard makes me feel like Uhura flirting with Spock in the Mantrap episode of the original series.

Their language, in fact, is so complex and realistic that they were cast as aliens in the latest Star Trek show, Strange New Worlds, only to later reveal that what they were talking about on camera was how lame that show is compared to Deep Space Nine.

Their language, in fact, is so complex and realistic that they were cast as aliens in the latest Star Trek show, Strange New Worlds, only to later reveal that what they were talking about on camera was how lame that show is compared to Deep Space Nine.

Their language, in fact, is so complex and realistic that they were cast as aliens in the latest Star Trek show, Strange New Worlds, only to later reveal that what they were talking about on camera was how lame that show is compared to Deep Space Nine.

You're ranking little kids?

You're ranking little kids?

You're ranking little kids?

Oh, I don't need that. That is something that nobody asked for. Sony, nobody asked for this.

Oh, I don't need that. That is something that nobody asked for. Sony, nobody asked for this.

Oh, I don't need that. That is something that nobody asked for. Sony, nobody asked for this.

Can't be cameras because that's too essential.

Can't be cameras because that's too essential.

Can't be cameras because that's too essential.

Oh, the alarm?

Oh, the alarm?

Oh, the alarm?

I have defaulted to using my iPhone alarm solely and not using any other alarms. So if it didn't go off, I would not be here right now.

I have defaulted to using my iPhone alarm solely and not using any other alarms. So if it didn't go off, I would not be here right now.