Henry

What is up, Daddy Gang?

Yes. Come and say goodbye. Come and say goodbye. It's been so nice. I'm with you. Oh, good boy. Good boy. Bye-bye, Henry.

Wait a... Were you the, were you that guy?

You were. You were totally that guy. That is bananas. I remember that.

I remember you.

What are you doing working here?

And he says, well, I want to get involved in merchandising. I'd love to do something with Pamela Anderson. And I said, Pam, he's very particular, Sam, and I don't think you have her sensibilities. I'll ask. And then he had a great eye. He said, what about Chuck Norris and we could do a lock deal? And I said, well, you know, Chuck is busy with his television stuff. He said, can you talk to George?

So George says, tell him to find a hamburger grill.

45%.

And the first few months, it wasn't really generating a lot. And We all got together and say, well, this, you know, it was George punching and stuff. So we talked and George was part of the discussion. And I said, let's make him a crook that he's cooking. He had the hamburger, you know, a presentation when he was training for fights. And so we changed the infomercial. And it hit like a bang.

Now, I'm in the office and they said, Georgia's on the call. It's an emergency. You know what? Emergency. So, yeah, Georgia, it's Henry. Are they laundering money? Who's laundering money? Did you see our check on the grill? I said, you know, I don't pay attention to that. But let me, oh my God, maybe they are laundering money.

Henry, hot seat, cool throne. My hot seat are the best players on NBA teams that don't play back-to-backs.

Maybe you didn't. Jalen Brown. Yeah. Eastern Conference Finals MVP. Okay. NBA Finals MVP.

50%.

Yeah.

Yeah. Luke Cornett. He didn't play Sunday because he was sick, and then he played on Monday, Celtics won, and I think he was talking about missing the back-to-back, and he said, it's hard for teams to be great if some of your best players don't play back-to-backs.

So anyone, I don't know who falls in that category, I guess you could probably look at the, there's probably some website that shows percentage of NBA players that don't play back-to-backs.

Yeah, no, he acknowledged it. He's like, I want to play back-to-back because I was just feeling sick.

The reason you want to play is because it's hard to be great if you don't.

No, that's loser mentality. He said if you want to be great, it's hard to be great if your best players don't play back-to-backs.

There's got to be a bunch.

What's your record, though?

Even the NBA Cup season? So we're in a competition.

Yeah. No, you are. Yeah, you're blazing hot. The Wizards, because it started last year, I think they're like the worst team in NBA Cup history.

Yeah, yeah. I have a yes or no question. Okay. That would be good, I think, to get on the record. It's a good segment. Three years from now. Okay. Will the city of Philadelphia have broken McCain? No, I think they're embracing him. They broke Simmons. Yeah. They've broken Embiid. Oh, man. That's a good question.

Maxie's always been, like, he hasn't, you know, he's 1A, but he's never been, like, Embiid, you know, got all the shine. Simmons got all the shine. Now McCain is really getting all the shine on the Sixers and still not Maxie, so.

Just a yes or no question.

We're talking about the NBA.

End of Christmas Day if they don't have 10 wins in the book. Philadelphia's broken. Embiid, Simmons, that robot. The Liberty Bell.

The robot, yep.

Oh. Did you guys see this? No. Obviously, congrats to Josh. He got engaged over the holiday break. Yeah, Josh Allen, our guy. Haley Steinfeld. Steinfeld? Steinfeld. Steinfeld. Steinfeld. His ex, Brittany, was someone... I think she posted a TikTok, and someone commented asking her, like, you know, when is she going to get another athlete boyfriend or something? And she replied...

Her account replied, sorry. Luckily, my boyfriend owns a team and doesn't play for one. Don't have to be with another brain dead CTE athlete.

Also, listen. About an hour later, she posted on Instagram. She said, I got hacked.

Yeah. You don't even know. She got hacked by a Chiefs fan trying to slander Josh Allen.

uh good job hank nice job hank thanks uh my hot seat is hank oh hank who are the members of the four aces oh dustin johnson varner perez it's not you line because you just won a dp world tour event it double penetration

So Perez out, Peters in. Yeah. That's a stacked team.

Isn't there a mathematical way, though, where you could just put him five spots back where it would basically be mathematically impossible for him to be on base with the amount of outs? No.

Five is just a random number.

Worst case scenario, yeah.

Golden at bat, but you start 0-1.

That's cool. The numbers that actual baseball fans care about now are the dumbest. Like, it's like if you talk to a true seam head, they're talking about, like, the random, you know, war OBGR. Like, they're just the numbers. They're like the actual important numbers are like. Who cares? Let's make baseball entertaining.

They should make it that if the player, if he's on base, he can come out, but the opposing team gets to pick the pinch runner so they can pick the slowest person.

A goalie is going to be embarrassed by any goal.

It's literally like Allen Iverson was trying to embarrass his defenders when he crossed them up. I like to imagine that Jack Hughes actually just didn't understand what those words meant. Well, I think he was being nice, but his real answer was probably like, yeah, no shit, I was trying to embarrass him.

That's literally a shootout. Like, I want to do the filthiest, nastiest, most embarrassing goal that you can score.

It's bad. Pulls the clip, which was great, the Hard Knocks Saquon clip, where there was the one guy in the room being like... you know, someone's going to pick him up. And they're like, who's going to want Saquon? He's like, anyone that wants a good running back. You could tell he was fighting for it and was just getting overruled.

Yeah. Okay. My last question. Yeah. What's the timeline? And just like offseason?

It's tough to be a great team if you don't.

He didn't play the first back.

Is there a cash out or no? I'm putting it in right now. I also already have from the other night the Eagles-Bills parlay, so I'm going to parlay them as well. I'm going to wait until Saturday night.

Let's play guess that age with this question.

What's up, Henry Lighthouse, Big Fat, and Ski EFT? My girlfriend and her brother are massive Ravens fans, and her brother recently said if Lamar wins the Super Bowl this year, he'll begin to unseat Mahomes as the best QB in the league. Is this crazy glazing, or is there some merit to this? Absolutely some merit.

With Mahomes' individual numbers falling off this year, is there any chance people begin to declare Lamar's best QB? Or is that too far-fetched?

Yeah, he's back-to-back. He won two Super Bowls in a row. That's this conversation in March.

I think if Josh Allen wins MVP in a Super Bowl, he's in that conversation too.

Michigan fan here. I'm buzzing from Saturday. Last three years have been nothing short of amazing with all the massive wins and championships. Something about watching Ohio State and Ryan Day shit down their pants was maybe even more satisfying than any of it. I don't know why that is. I can't explain it, but we were just so bad this year. Didn't matter at all.

Then the meltdown they had after the game with the flag, it was like good porn. The game had me damn near having to cross my legs hiding a chubby, even though the football was so awful. Am I way off base for feeling like this? I know Hank would say I'm crazy, but I don't know what it is, man. That win hit like crack.

It can't exist. You explained winning it like... I understand that feeling. Like, that's, you know, the Patriots beat the Seahawks. Patriots win 28-3. Like, the buzzing feeling you have after winning a good game literally lasts you for months. Maybe even years. Like, the Celtics win the championship. Like, I'm still... So, I get the riding that high. I do. For Michigan fans.

And I understand the rivalry and that Ohio State fans should be devastated. But I was more surprised at the lack of, like, let's keep fighting. Because their season's not over. But I hear the point of them being like, well, it doesn't matter. But that's what I feel like if I was Ohio State, I would be crushed. But also, like, let's win a national championship.

And I guess the difference, too, between, like, the Celtics or some of the other championships that were, you know, easy wins, essentially, or, like, never in doubt, winning games you're supposed to lose are, like, your big underdogs.

Or you're down a lot. And then that next week of, like, searching the opposite fan base's cope is the best.

Yep. It's also great. And again, I'm not completely oblivious to the rivalry thing. It is great. Michigan fans can... They lose Ohio State. They're watching the playoff games with pure hatred. Now they can watch the games and laugh. They can be like, oh, this is going to be funny. Even if they win, this is still funny.

No, there's a new one.

Nebraska. That's your new favorite team? Second to Washington.

That's my best friend.

I know. I mean, Belichick and Dana, those are two heavy hitters.

I think the only thing I would like to see more of, I would like to see more Ohio State bar reactions. I feel like there wasn't a lot of those. Those are always good. Crushed.

Because those, like, thinking about the Seahawks like that, those are the greatest videos of all time.

Like the Yankees, like Billy's.

48. 44. 85. 21. You got it.

I mean, that's way longer than my streak.

Pugs are going forward.

I picked the right number. Respect the president. Secret Service, please turn the mic back on.

Is PFT still picking Memes' number, Pug, and vice versa?

I'd say for now. I mean, memes, we're trying to have a conversation.

That actually sounds worse. What? What you just described is a much worse situation than now.

How long is this video? Bad throw.

This game is your entire season, PFD.

Yeah. I think I am rooting for the Commanders, and I will be personally heavily invested in them, but I think if they lose this game, it's their third playoff game that they've lost, and it's the season's over. You guys will officially be frauds. The teams you've beat are trash.

You guys were celebrating because it was an exciting game and a good finish, and so it's like you lived off of that Hail Mary, but it was against the Bears.

Yeah.

Because the driver just wants to win races, but that's the thing. Winning races against shitty cars doesn't matter. You want to beat the good cars, and when you've experienced winning those big races, then beating lower tier cars just doesn't really mean as much. So that is why there isn't as much there.

Henry. My hot seat is hopefully Jake Paul. Oh, okay. He's fighting Mike Tyson this weekend, I think on Friday. I don't really care about it. I'm not going to watch it, but they have a Netflix show.

I haven't watched that either, but I saw the clip where it was like a vintage Mike Tyson clip where it's him watching TV and Jake Paul is doing a press conference and he's like, sorry, Mike, I'm going to beat your ass, whatever. And it's Mike Tyson. He's like, he's a natural...

he's a man-made killer i forget exactly natural born killer no he's like he's a man-made killer like he's a media decided he was a killer he's like i'm a natural born oh i love that's the difference like it literally gives me goosebumps every time i watch it it's vintage mike tyson and i feel like these fights are always disappointing and this one i still feel like it will be but that quote got me fired up and i am hoping i go on social media and see him like knock him the fuck out

It will be super disappointing. This clip is probably propaganda, but it will sell a lot of fights.

I don't know. Again, I'm not even going to watch this fight, and I think it's going to be Billy versus Canseco. But that clip, that will be on a rap song. That will be a great rap song. That is a great quote. It does give you goosebumps.

Yeah, no, he's not. He's a natural-born killer. He was a natural-born killer. He's a natural-born killer. He's just old.

And then my cool throne on the Brassica Cornhuskers. Yeah.

Yeah, PMT documentary episode two drops Wednesday night.

Yeah.

Tonight.

The rise and fall of Barstool Van Talk.

There's more juicy stuff, too. I think episode one was good, but it was all relatively known. There's more details with this one.

I mean, that's going to be a five-hour show.

No. What you just described sounds like he's going to be in sixth grade one hour in.

I also think that... What would your math tell you? 270... Well...

Yep.

My husband and I have been married for a year and a half, and he is still weird about me seeing his dick when it's not hard. What? Whenever he's getting out of the shower or something, he always hides it and says, we aren't that close, but his dick is definitely not small, so I don't get it. Is this typical guy behavior or is he a psychopath?

All right, speaking, I guess we'll go to this one. Speaking of dicks. Okay. There's a picture that's involved. There are a couple pictures. Oh. Hey, PMT. I've been on three dates with this guy, and he's in Michigan for one month, and he sent me this update catching fish with his grandpa. Is this raging 14-inch boner, or does this man just love fish? Also, can I handle this in the future?

What would you do? Thanks. So I'm going to send the picture.

And then I'm going to send it. Nope, I got it pulled up on the screen.

Just the group text from this girl to her friends.

No, so it's a group text from this girl. It's a girl sending the picture to her friends, and then one of her friends goes, is that his dick? I just choked. Do you think the girl's telling that a lot?

All right, last one, and this is also from a girl who got tricked by her boyfriend. Hi, Alex. It's Mariah. I got your number from Nolan. He told me you won tickets to the Patriots game this Sunday. Obs, I want him to go and have fun, but please make sure he behaves himself, LOL. Last time you guys went to a game, he didn't come home until the next morning.

I'm working Sunday night and need him to be home to watch our daughter. He's a 32-year-old child. I can't believe I even need to send this, but please make sure he doesn't get into trouble this time. And then followed up and said, oh, okay, I don't know who this is, but my husband's sitting next to me dying laughing like I said I married a child.

This guy told his girlfriend that he won tickets to the Patriots game with apparently a person that he had previously gone to a game with and didn't come home until the next day.

And then she said, I want to text them and... Like...

11-11.

Yes. Thank you. Have a question. Yes. I saw that the Waddle and Sylvia account posted that veteran players had went to the coach and asked for Beijing.

That's bad. The whole thing is bad. The players should want Caleb. It's correct that if the system's bad, maybe it's bad for his progress, but the players in the locker room want to win. The fact that they don't want Caleb as their QB is bad.

Although it's probably just DJ Moore.

79.

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yeah all right fucking grammar police pug you carry around mace no that's misinformation from max i have a pepper spray emergency only for emergencies but you carry it only in situations where i need to carry it like you have it here Maybe, yeah.

No, it was just we, even in the New York office too, some late nights, you know, walking home late, getting in, you know, train station.

No. No. Should I get one?

Oh, shit.

This is so stupid.

Hey, how's it going?

Yeah, that's correct. I already have interviews and everything like that.

That really depends. She's ahead in school, so it would be... I'm likely that she would be doing rotations farther away, and there would be the likelihood that she could have residency out of state as well while I'm still in school or whatever state. So there is potential for it to be long distance at some point.

um, we've been going back and forth on this, honestly, um, you know, since we, we've gotten married and, um, she's also been kind of thinking deeper on, you know, what, what she wants out of life, um, with med school, even before, even before we, um, actually got married, um, four months ago. So it's been kind of an ongoing thing we're wrestling with.

It's, I mean, we've been praying a lot, you know, talking to other people a lot and it's, it just seems like it's kind of, um, no man's land with the situation. And I'm sad that there's no obvious kind of right or wrong answer, at least to us.

I would hope she would think that that's not the case. You know, we've been really wrestling with it. I've been encouraging her, you know, that I'm going to be behind her in every decision. Awesome.

I think it would be a mix. I think... Um, on the one hand, I would, I would be really happy that she, um, you know, is choosing what she feels like she should do. And, um, I don't believe that decision is wrong either.

You know, I, I think that either decision will be blessed and it's really up to her to choose kind of, you know, what's going to be the most full and correct decision and go with that. I think God's going to bless it either way.

Um, but I would also be, you know, obviously a little fearful of the future, um, kind of shaking things up, really shaking up that future timeline that we have been kind of trying to in any way, preemptively plan. Um, and there's still, you know, unknowns, um, after that. Right.

So I would be, I would still be very encouraging and I would think that we're going to be okay, but it would certainly shake things up a lot.

Sometimes.

Okay.

Excellent.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I mean, it was.

Yeah.

I like to think it's me.

Pretty much.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay.

It's going to be hard for

Deal.

Yeah.

Make money. I mean, we're not.

And would you travel or just stay in where I'm at in Miami?

In Miami?

Yeah, maybe Texas or something.

And focus on retaining that top tier that paid me the high ticket.

Hey, Alex. My name is Henry. I sell education. I teach people how to fix and flip, mainly the Hispanic market. So it's only in Spanish. We did 1.3 mil last year, second year in business. And we want to do 3 million this year. So with the more, better, new, right? Right now, we only do two events a year, big events, 600 people. And we upsell to a high ticket, 12,000, right?

And we convert 20% of the room, more or less. So... That 80% that went to that room never sees me again. I never sell them anything again. Okay. And well, that 20%, they bought my high ticket. That mentorship is a year.

And after that, I don't sell them anything ever again. Okay. So, uh, more or better, do I just do more of these events and like never ending looking for new customers for the rest of my life or should I focus?

Thank you.

$6,000.

Thank you. Appreciate you. Yeah. Hey, Alex. My name is Henry. I sell education. I teach people how to fix and flip, mainly the Hispanic market. So it's only in Spanish. We did 1.3 mil last year, second year in business. And we want to do 3 million this year. So with the more, better, new, right? Right now, we only do two events a year, big events, 600 people.

And we upsell to a high ticket, 12,000. And we convert 20% of the room, more or less. So that 80% that went to that room never sees me again. I never sell them anything again. And well, that 20%, they bought my high ticket. That mentorship is a year. And after that, I don't sell them anything ever again.

So more or better, do I just do more of these events and like never ending looking for new customers for the rest of my life or should I focus?

Make money. I mean, we're not.

And would you travel or just stay in where I'm at in Miami?

In Miami? Yeah, I do East Coast, West Coast. Yeah, maybe Texas or something. Yeah. Okay.

Right. And focus on retaining that top tier that paid me that high ticket.

Got it.

40%.

Hey, Alex. My name is Henry. I sell education. I teach people how to fix and flip, mainly the Hispanic market, so it's only in Spanish. We did 1.3 mil last year, second year in business, and we want to do 3 million this year. So with the more, better, new, right? Right now, we only do two events a year, big events, 600 people, and we upsell to a high ticket, 12,000, right?

And we convert 20% of the room, more or less. So That 80% that went to that room never sees me again. I never sell them anything again. And well, that 20%, they bought my high ticket. That mentorship is a year. And after that, I don't sell them anything ever again.

So more or better, do I just do more of these events and like never ending looking for new customers for the rest of my life or should I focus?

Make money. I mean, we're not.

And would you travel or just stay where I'm at in Miami?

In Miami?

Yeah, maybe Texas or something.

Okay.

Right. And focus on retaining that top tier that paid me the high ticket.

Got it.

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah.

Thanks for taking my question. My question is really about how to package the party going forward for both the midterm elections and the 2028 presidential election, because something like 90 deals in 90 days is pretty ridiculous, but it catches people's attention.

And a lot of what Trump is doing with the way he's approaching things is very much catching people's attention, even if there's really no substance to it. But what can the Democrats do to be better in terms of reaching people that are more likely to relate to TMZ than they are to relate to The New York Times?

Yes. So we've just got a new investor and we're currently expanding the cafe, expanding kind of the food and beverage offering that we have here, but also expanding the number of people that we can get on the water and the number of staff that we need for that. So we've just invested from a water side of it in a new fleet of sit on top kayaks. So we're buying loads of those in at the moment.

We've just bought a load of racing paddle boards and racing touring paddle boards, as well as the extra large paddle boards to go alongside our normal paddle board fleet. And then we're expanding the powerboat fleet and the dinghy fleet so that we can run more sailing sessions too.

Organised chaos. Organised chaos is probably the phrase. So school holidays, we run all of our school camps or all of our kids camps. So we'll have day camps and week camps going on. So that's where kids come down, students come down. And they'll do a mix of sports through the day. We do at least two. We try and do three if we can. So that could be any of the sports we offer.

If they come down over the whole week, then they'll do everything that we offer. So that's normally around 32 kids at a time running that. We'll then have dinghy lessons happening, which will have about 16 kids on it. A windsurf course, which will be happening with another eight on it. A kayak course, which will also have eight on it. So...

60, 70 kids at a time in the middle of the summer on the weekdays. It gets very busy, but all of our instructors, as we know, are qualified, experienced, and they're all over it.

Once we kind of get towards the summer, we then try and open a waiting list where we can.

There's something just about the water, you know, like you can never, all we want to do is be next to the water. In terms of open spaces and mental health for people, it's really important. There are studies that have come out recently that say blue spaces, water is actually three times better for us than green spaces are, which makes sense for a lot of us.

A lot of the instructors here, very chilled out, very happy people. So for people to be able to get out, get on the water and kind of push their comfort zone a

respectfully kicking a ball around the park is a really cool thing and a really interesting thing for them to be able to do and what is your sport of choice my bread and butter what i grew up doing is sailing my whole family sail i'm originally from plymouth so i'm down on the coast i then windsurf ended up doing that by accident but really enjoy it so when there's kind of a nice amount of wind we're sailing when it's really breeze on really windy we go out on a windsurf board and when there's no wind we go paddleboarding

I think there is something about the British people, because we are an island, but there's something about whatever we do, we end up near the sea, near the coast, near water. So I think it's kind of ingrained in who we are as a people.

From an operational point of view, the side that I'm kind of mainly looking at, the things that are happening on the water, we're pushing open water swimming. We started that towards the end of last year and now we're running it more actively. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturday and Sunday mornings. So that's really exciting and a really cool thing to do.

Again, it's a very accessible thing for everyone to be able to get down and do. Alongside that developing kind of our paddling offering with the racing paddle boards and the touring paddle boards that we've spoken about, investing into the sit on top kayaks so that we can get more people out on the water more easily, safely is really good.

So matched with that is the catering offering, the food and beverage outlet that we've got here. So we're hiring a chef. He started with us recently. His name's Kyle. Everyone come say hi to Kyle. We're doing more cooked food as opposed to the toasties that we used to do in the past.

The menu currently is looking like burgers with chips, there's salads, open earlier in the mornings, open later in the evenings. I always joke that I've got the prettiest and the best office view in the whole of Surrey because I look out from my office and it's the lake. We get gorgeous sunsets here that set at the far end of the lake.

Just to the left of those transmitters is where the sun set and it goes poof and it's all very pretty and if you get a really dead flat calm evening you get perfect reflections of the sky and it's just some of the best sunsets I've ever seen.

We've started opening up to fitness instructors this year. In the mornings and through the days, we've got a range of different instructors coming in, running family sessions. We've got yoga sessions going on and just general HIIT and high-intensity sessions happening with different instructors. Something that we used to do a few years ago was paddleboard yoga.

oh wow yeah it's really cool it's not necessarily for me i'm not that flexible um but it's something that so you're on your paddleboard doing yoga yeah and you've got to say so so you've got that other element of the board of the ground in vertical is moving as well yeah exactly so for some people it's great for other people like myself who are struggling with their balance it's slightly more difficult but we're currently trying to seek a yoga instructor to do paddleboard yoga which would be really cool i reckon as you suggested it's

That's the plan. Certainly with all this development that's happening and everything that's going on, it's a really interesting place to be at the moment and a really cool thing just to be invested in and working alongside and seeing where it goes.

We are currently stood down on our main pontoon, looking out upon the lake. Axports is based here at Mercer's Park. We've got about a 50 acre lake with a mile, give or take, walk around the outside. And we're just looking out over all the different kit that we've currently got set up for the day.

So this is Sophie. She's just been out doing some little bits on the water, moving some kit around, just because we're coming towards the end of the day, starting to pack some stuff down. Tell me what Mercer's Lake is, or what it was, more specifically.

Yeah, there's quite a few. We're back just to the north by Mercer's West, and then we've got Spinesmere just down the road, about half a mile away, and then over at Homethorpe Estate, there's then the Homethorpe Lakes. which are all nature reserves, which is really cool. We've been around as aquasports for 31 years now. And for about 10 years before that, we were here under a different name.

Exactly how deep it is depends on who you ask. As far as we're aware, it's around 10 to 15 metres. Because we are an old quarry, the banks are quite steep all the way straight down into the water. So even where we are, only 10 metres off the bank, we're already four or five metres deep here.

Yeah, so if you look at some of the other local lakes that are shallower than us, they're already up towards 20 degrees water temperature. At the moment, we're still at 16, so it takes us a long time to warm up.

We do kayaking under Paddle UK, which is the new British Canoe Union. We run paddleboard sessions under British Standard Paddleboard Association. We run windsurf sessions under the Royal Yachting Association. We run... Dinghy sailing, we run, again, under the Royal Yachting Association, and we run raft build sessions, and we've just bought a load of mega subs.

So 18 foot long paddle boards that are five foot wide, but eight students and an instructor on board. There's nothing quite like us anywhere nearby. You have to go quite a way to find similar. So all of our staff, everyone who works for us, is recognised under their national governing bodies for their sports. They're kayak instructors, canoe instructors. They're under Paddle UK.

The sailing and the windsurf guys are all under the RYA.

paddleboarding is british standard paddleboard association so we're all recognized under our governing bodies that means that we've all gone through levels of training and tuition to reach that including pre-assessments first aids health and safeties as well as week-long courses in how to instruct those sports you're training all sorts of people from all sorts of ages how young from we take students from eight years old

I think the oldest that I've taught here was 91. Fantastic. That's really excellent, isn't it? And what's the most popular of these water sports? So in terms of just numbers and bums on seats, paddleboarding has seen a massive explosion over the last few years.

The accessibility and kind of the entry level kit has become quite cheap recently and is really good because we're getting a lot of people that just want to get out on the water and enjoy what we do. And it's kind of the easiest, cheapest, best way to get out there and do it.