Henry Paker

But the other thing I remember is Russell Howard.

I was very excited.

Russell Howard was in NSYNC.

I remember there was a moment in the corridor where

was like off state you know like backstage tv night exciting it felt a bit like um what's it called uh larry sanders and he walked into the i bumped into the corridor it was between acts and stuff and he went henry i need a funny cake i need a funny cake can you help me i need i need a funny cake

I was like, this is how showbiz works, Henry.

If you're going to be massive, you have to make a cake now and a funny one.

I don't know how you're going to do it, but you're going to fucking do it.

Is there an oven in the green room?

Fucking hell, I would have run off as well.

A flour, eggs, sugar and a penis-shaped cake tin.

god i'm gonna make this happen oh god so so so i want to know okay i'm interested what would you two have said i know do you know what i feel sick that i'm i'm just sitting here going funny yeah but but yeah well i hate myself because i go i'm not going for any of the obvious ones no exactly listen yeah obviously yeah so obviously plum dust that's not gonna happen

In a way, it's too funny.

That's good, though.

I mean, obviously, Arnab will have said spotted dick.

It's got to be better than spotted dick.

Spotted dick is one you can talk yourself back into.

You'd be like, can't do spotted dick.

Spotted dick.

Almond slice too obscure.