Henry Zabrowski

Let's up your security. I want some real security in this fucking place. Do we need more death threats? Oh, my God. I would love some guns around the place. I mean, well, you know, everyone's saying no. Everyone's told me. Rob's got finger guns. He's saying yes. I don't want guns. I want robotic dogs. I want the Boston Dynamic Dog. That's what I want. That's a great idea. I've been asking.

Let's up your security. I want some real security in this fucking place. Do we need more death threats? Oh, my God. I would love some guns around the place. I mean, well, you know, everyone's saying no. Everyone's told me. Rob's got finger guns. He's saying yes. I don't want guns. I want robotic dogs. I want the Boston Dynamic Dog. That's what I want. That's a great idea. I've been asking.

It's adorable. It doesn't cost that much money. But it's just, no, remember when you're, the people that are getting the death threats are not who you want them to be.

It's adorable. It doesn't cost that much money. But it's just, no, remember when you're, the people that are getting the death threats are not who you want them to be.

It's adorable. It doesn't cost that much money. But it's just, no, remember when you're, the people that are getting the death threats are not who you want them to be.

to me yeah they don't go up it doesn't go up the pipe yeah they just go sideways straight to the police yes and they are just so just know that yeah uh i know it's only 74 grand for the boston dynamic 74 000 we could all as a company i'll garner some wages listen rob it just for one month i'll garner some wages two grand on it we'll all do it yeah we'll throw money in and we buy one dog and that protects the network protects all can it go up and downstairs

to me yeah they don't go up it doesn't go up the pipe yeah they just go sideways straight to the police yes and they are just so just know that yeah uh i know it's only 74 grand for the boston dynamic 74 000 we could all as a company i'll garner some wages listen rob it just for one month i'll garner some wages two grand on it we'll all do it yeah we'll throw money in and we buy one dog and that protects the network protects all can it go up and downstairs

to me yeah they don't go up it doesn't go up the pipe yeah they just go sideways straight to the police yes and they are just so just know that yeah uh i know it's only 74 grand for the boston dynamic 74 000 we could all as a company i'll garner some wages listen rob it just for one month i'll garner some wages two grand on it we'll all do it yeah we'll throw money in and we buy one dog and that protects the network protects all can it go up and downstairs

Yeah. All right. You're getting bound. It makes big leaps. Very frightening. All right, so it won't fuck with my dog. Oh, yes, it will kill everyone. It's going to kill everyone. That's what I like. I want to be killed by my pet. That is my dream. They should have gave it a head. I guess maybe you don't want to give the robot dog a head. Yeah, sometimes you give it a head.

Yeah. All right. You're getting bound. It makes big leaps. Very frightening. All right, so it won't fuck with my dog. Oh, yes, it will kill everyone. It's going to kill everyone. That's what I like. I want to be killed by my pet. That is my dream. They should have gave it a head. I guess maybe you don't want to give the robot dog a head. Yeah, sometimes you give it a head.

Yeah. All right. You're getting bound. It makes big leaps. Very frightening. All right, so it won't fuck with my dog. Oh, yes, it will kill everyone. It's going to kill everyone. That's what I like. I want to be killed by my pet. That is my dream. They should have gave it a head. I guess maybe you don't want to give the robot dog a head. Yeah, sometimes you give it a head.

Because then you start treating it like a dog dog. No, there's a head. It's a rifle. Oh, there we go. Isn't that nice and that cute? It's got a grabber. Look at that. Oh, cute. Oh, wow. Little guy. He's got a little gum. He's got a little gum there. Oh, no, that's an arm attachment so you can grab at people. Oh, that's great. Right at crotch level. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's do more updates.

Because then you start treating it like a dog dog. No, there's a head. It's a rifle. Oh, there we go. Isn't that nice and that cute? It's got a grabber. Look at that. Oh, cute. Oh, wow. Little guy. He's got a little gum. He's got a little gum there. Oh, no, that's an arm attachment so you can grab at people. Oh, that's great. Right at crotch level. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's do more updates.

Because then you start treating it like a dog dog. No, there's a head. It's a rifle. Oh, there we go. Isn't that nice and that cute? It's got a grabber. Look at that. Oh, cute. Oh, wow. Little guy. He's got a little gum. He's got a little gum there. Oh, no, that's an arm attachment so you can grab at people. Oh, that's great. Right at crotch level. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's do more updates.

Yeah. Oh, you got more updates? This story. At first was kind of a dumb story. Okay. But now that the details are out, I fucking love this story. This gentleman, he tried to fake his own death. Oh, okay. Yeah. The guy in the lake with the canoe. Yeah. And he ran off to Uzbekistan and he tried to give his family the money. So when it all went away, right? So Ryan Borgwart, he faked his own death.

Yeah. Oh, you got more updates? This story. At first was kind of a dumb story. Okay. But now that the details are out, I fucking love this story. This gentleman, he tried to fake his own death. Oh, okay. Yeah. The guy in the lake with the canoe. Yeah. And he ran off to Uzbekistan and he tried to give his family the money. So when it all went away, right? So Ryan Borgwart, he faked his own death.

Yeah. Oh, you got more updates? This story. At first was kind of a dumb story. Okay. But now that the details are out, I fucking love this story. This gentleman, he tried to fake his own death. Oh, okay. Yeah. The guy in the lake with the canoe. Yeah. And he ran off to Uzbekistan and he tried to give his family the money. So when it all went away, right? So Ryan Borgwart, he faked his own death.

Horrible name. He's a Wisconsin kayaker. And he had faked his own death. At first, there was rumors that... It was a rumor that he might have gone to Uzbekistan to be with the woman that he had found online. And it seems that that is true. It's true. They ended up negotiating with this man through the police, got in contact with him as he had left. So he had faked his own death.

Horrible name. He's a Wisconsin kayaker. And he had faked his own death. At first, there was rumors that... It was a rumor that he might have gone to Uzbekistan to be with the woman that he had found online. And it seems that that is true. It's true. They ended up negotiating with this man through the police, got in contact with him as he had left. So he had faked his own death.

Horrible name. He's a Wisconsin kayaker. And he had faked his own death. At first, there was rumors that... It was a rumor that he might have gone to Uzbekistan to be with the woman that he had found online. And it seems that that is true. It's true. They ended up negotiating with this man through the police, got in contact with him as he had left. So he had faked his own death.