Henry Zabrowski

But we got 18 slots. Yeah. I can see you getting shingle bells this year. Fucking it's on its way.

And so let's go back to the story. So this guy, for the amount of energy he put into this, he probably could have done a lot, but it was pretty fucking, this guy really went for it. So he looked into what happens when you drown and what are the circumstances by which people drown in a lake? And he realized, he's like, oh, I'm going to do this. I got an idea. I got a little idea.

And so let's go back to the story. So this guy, for the amount of energy he put into this, he probably could have done a lot, but it was pretty fucking, this guy really went for it. So he looked into what happens when you drown and what are the circumstances by which people drown in a lake? And he realized, he's like, oh, I'm going to do this. I got an idea. I got a little idea.

And so let's go back to the story. So this guy, for the amount of energy he put into this, he probably could have done a lot, but it was pretty fucking, this guy really went for it. So he looked into what happens when you drown and what are the circumstances by which people drown in a lake? And he realized, he's like, oh, I'm going to do this. I got an idea. I got a little idea.

So he attended church with his family on the morning of August 11th. To pray for death. Oh, he had to. He had to go pretend to be dead. Yeah. You know, a father. Dear God, please let me get away with faking my own death. Please let me. Please make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

So he attended church with his family on the morning of August 11th. To pray for death. Oh, he had to. He had to go pretend to be dead. Yeah. You know, a father. Dear God, please let me get away with faking my own death. Please let me. Please make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

So he attended church with his family on the morning of August 11th. To pray for death. Oh, he had to. He had to go pretend to be dead. Yeah. You know, a father. Dear God, please let me get away with faking my own death. Please let me. Please make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

And so he put his plan into motion that night, telling his family he's going on a solo kayaking trip because that's what fathers do. So he drove 50 miles from his home in Watertown to Green Lake, right? So then he said he picked Green Lake because this is how much research he did, was that it was the deepest lake in Wisconsin. Okay. That's a great reason. He knows what to do.

And so he put his plan into motion that night, telling his family he's going on a solo kayaking trip because that's what fathers do. So he drove 50 miles from his home in Watertown to Green Lake, right? So then he said he picked Green Lake because this is how much research he did, was that it was the deepest lake in Wisconsin. Okay. That's a great reason. He knows what to do.

And so he put his plan into motion that night, telling his family he's going on a solo kayaking trip because that's what fathers do. So he drove 50 miles from his home in Watertown to Green Lake, right? So then he said he picked Green Lake because this is how much research he did, was that it was the deepest lake in Wisconsin. Okay. That's a great reason. He knows what to do.

So he paddles, kayaks in the middle of the lake. Throw the raft, inflate into the raft, gets out of the kayak, into the raft, overturns the kayak, sinks it, but puts it, like, knocks a hole in it, sinks it to the bottom. He then paddles back to the shore in the raft. He dumps his cell phone in a tackle box with his license and all this shit. I didn't know how he did this, right?

So he paddles, kayaks in the middle of the lake. Throw the raft, inflate into the raft, gets out of the kayak, into the raft, overturns the kayak, sinks it, but puts it, like, knocks a hole in it, sinks it to the bottom. He then paddles back to the shore in the raft. He dumps his cell phone in a tackle box with his license and all this shit. I didn't know how he did this, right?

So he paddles, kayaks in the middle of the lake. Throw the raft, inflate into the raft, gets out of the kayak, into the raft, overturns the kayak, sinks it, but puts it, like, knocks a hole in it, sinks it to the bottom. He then paddles back to the shore in the raft. He dumps his cell phone in a tackle box with his license and all this shit. I didn't know how he did this, right?

In a tackle box, dumps it back in the lake. He's been so afraid. So far, so good. Absolutely. He's so afraid because now he's had to walk out of the lake in waist-deep muck that then he has to crawl on his belly and almost snow angel style mix up all the mud. Well, yeah, because you can't have the footprints. None. So he then, he had position.

In a tackle box, dumps it back in the lake. He's been so afraid. So far, so good. Absolutely. He's so afraid because now he's had to walk out of the lake in waist-deep muck that then he has to crawl on his belly and almost snow angel style mix up all the mud. Well, yeah, because you can't have the footprints. None. So he then, he had position.

In a tackle box, dumps it back in the lake. He's been so afraid. So far, so good. Absolutely. He's so afraid because now he's had to walk out of the lake in waist-deep muck that then he has to crawl on his belly and almost snow angel style mix up all the mud. Well, yeah, because you can't have the footprints. None. So he then, he had position.

So before this, he had put an electronic bike in the woods on the other side of the lake. Yeah. And so he got his electronic bike covered in mud. Only in Wisconsin that wouldn't get stolen. Dude. Goes, takes his bike 70 miles all night. He bikes all night to Madison.

So before this, he had put an electronic bike in the woods on the other side of the lake. Yeah. And so he got his electronic bike covered in mud. Only in Wisconsin that wouldn't get stolen. Dude. Goes, takes his bike 70 miles all night. He bikes all night to Madison.

So before this, he had put an electronic bike in the woods on the other side of the lake. Yeah. And so he got his electronic bike covered in mud. Only in Wisconsin that wouldn't get stolen. Dude. Goes, takes his bike 70 miles all night. He bikes all night to Madison.

Oh, the bike's moving, moving. I'm coming, Ulia. I'm coming, Ulia. And so he fucking, he goes, he gets on a bus to Toronto. Somehow, this is the power of Uzbekistan pussy. He talked his way through customs. I mean, it's easy to talk your way into Canada. How? He had no passport. He had no driver's license. Hey! It's me! I'm good for it! Tim Hortons! Tim Hortons! You must be Canadian.