Henry Zabrowski

Now, but this is something else. So people sent this to us and we will cover this, but I'm going to debunk this. You're debunking this. There's a couple things I don't like about this story. Yes.

Do I need to call the police? And then what the picture shows is a pile of what you could probably would seems to be. Semen. A bunch of cum. Now, this is an extremely generous pile of semen. Yes. If it is indeed. Yeah.

Do I need to call the police? And then what the picture shows is a pile of what you could probably would seems to be. Semen. A bunch of cum. Now, this is an extremely generous pile of semen. Yes. If it is indeed. Yeah.

Do I need to call the police? And then what the picture shows is a pile of what you could probably would seems to be. Semen. A bunch of cum. Now, this is an extremely generous pile of semen. Yes. If it is indeed. Yeah.

So this woman says, oh, what is this? And the entire obviously then the Reddit community turns into an entire long thing about how to kill the person that's done this.

So this woman says, oh, what is this? And the entire obviously then the Reddit community turns into an entire long thing about how to kill the person that's done this.

So this woman says, oh, what is this? And the entire obviously then the Reddit community turns into an entire long thing about how to kill the person that's done this.

Meanwhile, I'm looking at this and... I don't think it's cum. I've seen piles of cum, okay? Yeah. I've seen piles of cum. Saw one this morning. Had to. Because I made it. And I will say, what I know about cum is that, yes, it does indeed sit in a pile for a while. Yeah. But, magically, I'm going to say magically... It does.

Meanwhile, I'm looking at this and... I don't think it's cum. I've seen piles of cum, okay? Yeah. I've seen piles of cum. Saw one this morning. Had to. Because I made it. And I will say, what I know about cum is that, yes, it does indeed sit in a pile for a while. Yeah. But, magically, I'm going to say magically... It does.

Meanwhile, I'm looking at this and... I don't think it's cum. I've seen piles of cum, okay? Yeah. I've seen piles of cum. Saw one this morning. Had to. Because I made it. And I will say, what I know about cum is that, yes, it does indeed sit in a pile for a while. Yeah. But, magically, I'm going to say magically... It does.

And often when it does, it slides and it dries into sort of like what I would call a film. Or I would call a picture of a family that never was. This is either fresh and made by the person who took the picture. This is so fresh. If that is real cum, that person's still there. That should be hot to the touch if that is real cum. I'm looking at this, to be honest, I think it's some form of epoxy.

And often when it does, it slides and it dries into sort of like what I would call a film. Or I would call a picture of a family that never was. This is either fresh and made by the person who took the picture. This is so fresh. If that is real cum, that person's still there. That should be hot to the touch if that is real cum. I'm looking at this, to be honest, I think it's some form of epoxy.

And often when it does, it slides and it dries into sort of like what I would call a film. Or I would call a picture of a family that never was. This is either fresh and made by the person who took the picture. This is so fresh. If that is real cum, that person's still there. That should be hot to the touch if that is real cum. I'm looking at this, to be honest, I think it's some form of epoxy.

I think that what it could actually be is something even more nefarious. Have you heard about this? What? That people can do. I've heard that this is also a way to get, it's stuff like how to get a, like I might be entirely fucking this up, where you put stuff in like sticky material, like if you break off your key inside of a- It looks like a hot glue gun. It looks like hot glue gun material.

I think that what it could actually be is something even more nefarious. Have you heard about this? What? That people can do. I've heard that this is also a way to get, it's stuff like how to get a, like I might be entirely fucking this up, where you put stuff in like sticky material, like if you break off your key inside of a- It looks like a hot glue gun. It looks like hot glue gun material.

I think that what it could actually be is something even more nefarious. Have you heard about this? What? That people can do. I've heard that this is also a way to get, it's stuff like how to get a, like I might be entirely fucking this up, where you put stuff in like sticky material, like if you break off your key inside of a- It looks like a hot glue gun. It looks like hot glue gun material.

And I've seen people pour hot glue material. Like if you break off your key in a lock, I've seen people pour hot glue gun material into it and then pull out the key after it hardens. So this looks like hardened glue versus cum. And that's my expert analysis. Yes. Also, I will say they keep calling him the cum bandit. He's not a bandit. He's not. He's not a bandit. He left cum.

And I've seen people pour hot glue material. Like if you break off your key in a lock, I've seen people pour hot glue gun material into it and then pull out the key after it hardens. So this looks like hardened glue versus cum. And that's my expert analysis. Yes. Also, I will say they keep calling him the cum bandit. He's not a bandit. He's not. He's not a bandit. He left cum.

And I've seen people pour hot glue material. Like if you break off your key in a lock, I've seen people pour hot glue gun material into it and then pull out the key after it hardens. So this looks like hardened glue versus cum. And that's my expert analysis. Yes. Also, I will say they keep calling him the cum bandit. He's not a bandit. He's not. He's not a bandit. He left cum.

If anything, he's the cum, like, gifter. Yeah, the cum bandit is somebody who sucks your dick in the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, a guy who sucks your dick in the night and takes that cum out of you. And he goes, I'm done. Thank you. Ta-da. TTFN. Ta-ta for now. And then he jumps out the window. That's a cum bandit. Right? And you go to that guy. You just go, thank you, sir. Yeah, exactly.