Henry Zebrowski

He claimed that he almost died of an unknown illness when he was a child, but he would refuse to elaborate on what that illness was.

He would deflect.

He was just saying that when you were poor, you got ill and generally died.

He would then claim that the Duchess brought him back to life by praying to a recently deceased Scottish nun.

Savile said he was on the verge of death, but when his grandmother put a mirror under his nose to see if he was still breathing, the power of the nun coursed through him and he pissed in his grandmother's eye instead of dying.

And this story is a great example of Jimmy Savile's usual patter.

It's stuff that he thought was hilarious and cute, but it's actually just kind of gross and awful.

It's something you'd fake laugh at if someone told it to you in a bar because the story is just so uncomfortable.

Oh, but I do want to say congratulations to Frankie for finally getting her bandage off.

Yeah.

She had to have another surgery and get a broken toe amputated.

But now the bandage is off and she's just running around like a good little doll.

So did you keep the toe?

We actually were so mad that we forgot to ask.

We were driving because we said.

Because you have a bone collection.

I know.

We said, but we were on our way.

It's like, don't forget to ask about the toe.

Don't forget that both me and Caroline have ADHD.