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Henry Zebrowski

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Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

As far as Dante went, he was reportedly devastated by the loss of his friend and student, but he still used the dojo war as a promotional opportunity.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

He reportedly claimed in interviews that when it came to the injuries that he himself had inflicted upon the Green Dragons, he was responsible for, quote, removing both eyes from the face of one of his rivals.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

As opposed to where?

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Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

As opposed to what other part of the body would you remove the eyes from?

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Now this sort of boast was pretty much a part of Count Dante's regular patter by this point in his career.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

As the deadliest man alive, Count Dante bragged that he had killed 50 men.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Which meant that if he was telling the truth, which he wasn't, he'd killed at least 25 men since his time in the military.

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Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

All in death matches across the world.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

But concerning eye removal, Count Dante also claimed that he had maimed at least 25 more men by ripping off their testicles or plucking out their eyes, which was supposed to be Count Dante's trademark move, even if nobody had ever actually seen him do it.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Now, in reference to the eye removal, Count Dante was talking about a green dragon named Jose Gonzalez.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

According to a Chicago Tribune article, because the Chicago Tribune loved Count Dante.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Oh, yeah, you can always get a couple inches on Count Dante.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Well, according to them, Gonzales was sent to the hospital after the attack, where doctors unsuccessfully tried saving a badly injured eye.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Some say that he was, as I said earlier, cut by a katana wielded by a fellow green dragon.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

But most likely, Gonzales had been partially blinded when a black dragon hit him in the eye with an nunchuck.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

So in the end, while the green dragons did kill a black dragon, the black dragons at the very least took an eye, even if it was by accident.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

What the fuck?

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Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Not the face.

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Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Nunchucks are the fucking... You hit the body with the nunchucks.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 663: Count Dante Part II - The Dojo War of 1970

Honestly, he's right.