Henry Zebrowski
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As far as Dante went, he was reportedly devastated by the loss of his friend and student, but he still used the dojo war as a promotional opportunity.
He reportedly claimed in interviews that when it came to the injuries that he himself had inflicted upon the Green Dragons, he was responsible for, quote, removing both eyes from the face of one of his rivals.
As opposed to where?
As opposed to what other part of the body would you remove the eyes from?
Now this sort of boast was pretty much a part of Count Dante's regular patter by this point in his career.
As the deadliest man alive, Count Dante bragged that he had killed 50 men.
Which meant that if he was telling the truth, which he wasn't, he'd killed at least 25 men since his time in the military.
All in death matches across the world.
But concerning eye removal, Count Dante also claimed that he had maimed at least 25 more men by ripping off their testicles or plucking out their eyes, which was supposed to be Count Dante's trademark move, even if nobody had ever actually seen him do it.
Now, in reference to the eye removal, Count Dante was talking about a green dragon named Jose Gonzalez.
According to a Chicago Tribune article, because the Chicago Tribune loved Count Dante.
Oh, yeah, you can always get a couple inches on Count Dante.
Well, according to them, Gonzales was sent to the hospital after the attack, where doctors unsuccessfully tried saving a badly injured eye.
Some say that he was, as I said earlier, cut by a katana wielded by a fellow green dragon.
But most likely, Gonzales had been partially blinded when a black dragon hit him in the eye with an nunchuck.
So in the end, while the green dragons did kill a black dragon, the black dragons at the very least took an eye, even if it was by accident.
What the fuck?
Not the face.
Nunchucks are the fucking... You hit the body with the nunchucks.
Honestly, he's right.