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I'm telling you, I'll bring no problems.

If you pay your, these, you guys, Denzel Washington, certain black people, you know, I could live next to you.

Would you let Oprah in?

Uh, she, you know, uh, she's kind of a libtard, but, but she has money.

She's not committing crime.

She's not on the porch smoking crack.

You know, she's not like downtown Charleston, South Carolina.

It's an expensive place to live.

It's the highest rent of basically anywhere in South Carolina.

Right.

And then you have these black people who live there rent-free, and they don't work.

They sit on the porch, and they holler at the white girls on their way to class.

What?

Yeah, I mean, they're just, like, harassing.

There's all these pretty white girls in Charleston going to the College of Charleston.

Great place to meet a girl if you're a white guy.

Check out Charleston, South Carolina.

It's crazy.

Like, when we was kids, like, growing up in high school, that's what all the black guys wanted.

Man, I just want to go in deep inside a white girl.