Horatio Gould
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And when he arrives in Scotland, it's much like the rat landing in Venice to start the Black Death, but instead it's... Don't call us that.
Don't call us that.
I'm saying if you view boringness as a sort of disease, then in that sense... Or as a medicine.
Right, right, right.
So this is, what is it?
It's not laxatives, it's... Imodium.
It's Imodium.
Let's just cork that ass up.
All right?
John Knox is literally a modium arriving on a ship.
So Knox comes back to Scotland.
To cork up Scotland.
But he thinks... Because this is why Scottish people are the way they are.
Remember, the Scottish history is blue-faced, fucking Celtic, Britons.
They're basically the Taliban firing fucking naked.
Yeah, crazy.
Well, yeah, I guess it's...
this kind of brand of Protestantism is it's a divorced dad, right?
They divorce from Catholicism and you go to visit.
You're not from a divorced family, but that moment you first visit your dad after the divorce, white walls.