Host 1

Yeah, you probably don't want to be coming up near here. Hey, alien, I'm going to bop you real good in the head if you don't come here. It's like fucking Tom and Jerry.

I'm bleeding out, I think.

I'm bleeding out, I think.

I'm bleeding out, I think.

It's...

It's...

It's...

Hey, brother. I'm from British Columbia. I don't know much, but I do know that you should never look into the red light. Ever. If you do, you become like the guy who was at your door.

Hey, brother. I'm from British Columbia. I don't know much, but I do know that you should never look into the red light. Ever. If you do, you become like the guy who was at your door.

Hey, brother. I'm from British Columbia. I don't know much, but I do know that you should never look into the red light. Ever. If you do, you become like the guy who was at your door.

What? That's what he said.

What? That's what he said.

What? That's what he said.

What street did both of us live on when we were kids?

What street did both of us live on when we were kids?

What street did both of us live on when we were kids?

No earthly idea what it means.

No earthly idea what it means.

No earthly idea what it means.

So to give you some background, my name is Tucker. I live in Virginia. I was working a night shift when all of this shenanigans went down.