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And don't worry, I have a way to defend myself if worse comes to worse. And it's a picture of like a fucking Civil War era baseball bat.

And don't worry, I have a way to defend myself if worse comes to worse. And it's a picture of like a fucking Civil War era baseball bat.

Would it work if it is like – because this is obviously kind of a kid's perspective or a teenager or whatever – Would it be fucking weird if it's like, you own that shit, and you're like, also, my parents are gone. And I'm home alone.

Would it work if it is like – because this is obviously kind of a kid's perspective or a teenager or whatever – Would it be fucking weird if it's like, you own that shit, and you're like, also, my parents are gone. And I'm home alone.

Would it work if it is like – because this is obviously kind of a kid's perspective or a teenager or whatever – Would it be fucking weird if it's like, you own that shit, and you're like, also, my parents are gone. And I'm home alone.

The juvenile shit, you would be like, oh, my God. And your parents are gone. It would work. Because then you can have the angle of somebody knocking and being like, hey, let us in. It's like, my mom. It sounds like my mom, but it's kind of off. Some uncanny shit. And then instead of showing a fucking baseball bat, he's like, I climbed in past my dad's nudie magazines. I found his fucking gun box.

The juvenile shit, you would be like, oh, my God. And your parents are gone. It would work. Because then you can have the angle of somebody knocking and being like, hey, let us in. It's like, my mom. It sounds like my mom, but it's kind of off. Some uncanny shit. And then instead of showing a fucking baseball bat, he's like, I climbed in past my dad's nudie magazines. I found his fucking gun box.

The juvenile shit, you would be like, oh, my God. And your parents are gone. It would work. Because then you can have the angle of somebody knocking and being like, hey, let us in. It's like, my mom. It sounds like my mom, but it's kind of off. Some uncanny shit. And then instead of showing a fucking baseball bat, he's like, I climbed in past my dad's nudie magazines. I found his fucking gun box.

I'm going to try to figure out the code. Yeah. How sick would that be? He actually shoots himself in the thigh.

I'm going to try to figure out the code. Yeah. How sick would that be? He actually shoots himself in the thigh.

I'm going to try to figure out the code. Yeah. How sick would that be? He actually shoots himself in the thigh.

Does Campbell's Chunky disinfect?

Does Campbell's Chunky disinfect?

Does Campbell's Chunky disinfect?

Man, audio listeners for this one, you're missing out. It's just a picture of a bat. You're missing out on these photos, man. Lord help me.

Man, audio listeners for this one, you're missing out. It's just a picture of a bat. You're missing out on these photos, man. Lord help me.

Man, audio listeners for this one, you're missing out. It's just a picture of a bat. You're missing out on these photos, man. Lord help me.

I'm memeing on it, but I will say the knocking and stuff. I think that it's this, it still has legs. We're still so early on. It's just, it's just getting the, the, the giggle bug. I'm excited. My friend's here. Is that your coat? Yeah. Okay. That's why I'm so excited. Isaiah is in town.

I'm memeing on it, but I will say the knocking and stuff. I think that it's this, it still has legs. We're still so early on. It's just, it's just getting the, the, the giggle bug. I'm excited. My friend's here. Is that your coat? Yeah. Okay. That's why I'm so excited. Isaiah is in town.

I'm memeing on it, but I will say the knocking and stuff. I think that it's this, it still has legs. We're still so early on. It's just, it's just getting the, the, the giggle bug. I'm excited. My friend's here. Is that your coat? Yeah. Okay. That's why I'm so excited. Isaiah is in town.