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you look at the list of ingredients it's like a mile long and I'm like gimme gimme you can't pronounce anything in there your boobs are huge I wish they were huger dude yeah you can get them back what's wild to me is that I used to dig going into the fucking cereal aisle and being like I'm about to get something naughty and now I'm like too naughty this is gross this is too naughty yeah

I wish it would just all go white as opposed to just like cobwebs here and there.

I wish it would just all go white as opposed to just like cobwebs here and there.

I wish it would just all go white as opposed to just like cobwebs here and there.

Well, it wasn't this bushy, was it? Oh, no. This is... You know what? I got scared the other day and it changed. Oh, God. What scared you, bud?

Well, it wasn't this bushy, was it? Oh, no. This is... You know what? I got scared the other day and it changed. Oh, God. What scared you, bud?

Well, it wasn't this bushy, was it? Oh, no. This is... You know what? I got scared the other day and it changed. Oh, God. What scared you, bud?

Is it the Ohio State football coach who's got the dark beard that you're like, it's just too dark. There's no way your beard is that dark.

Is it the Ohio State football coach who's got the dark beard that you're like, it's just too dark. There's no way your beard is that dark.

Is it the Ohio State football coach who's got the dark beard that you're like, it's just too dark. There's no way your beard is that dark.

Right. Yeah. How do you guys feel about men of a certain age? Toupées? Huh?

Right. Yeah. How do you guys feel about men of a certain age? Toupées? Huh?

Right. Yeah. How do you guys feel about men of a certain age? Toupées? Huh?

Yes. It's true. We're getting there. No, men of a certain age who dye their hair, like, well into their 60s. I love it. And they can pull it off, and there's definitely some who cannot pull it off at all, where you're like, you're 80 and your hair's, like, jet black. It's just off, right? But the dudes who pull it off go for it.

Yes. It's true. We're getting there. No, men of a certain age who dye their hair, like, well into their 60s. I love it. And they can pull it off, and there's definitely some who cannot pull it off at all, where you're like, you're 80 and your hair's, like, jet black. It's just off, right? But the dudes who pull it off go for it.

Yes. It's true. We're getting there. No, men of a certain age who dye their hair, like, well into their 60s. I love it. And they can pull it off, and there's definitely some who cannot pull it off at all, where you're like, you're 80 and your hair's, like, jet black. It's just off, right? But the dudes who pull it off go for it.

Oh, my God, boys. If you're watching YouTube... Yeah, you're in for a treat.

Oh, my God, boys. If you're watching YouTube... Yeah, you're in for a treat.

Oh, my God, boys. If you're watching YouTube... Yeah, you're in for a treat.

You look old as fuck.